Of Course, It’s Earth’s Birthday!

October 24th, 2007

Filed under: Bullshit Humans Enjoy

Did you know God created Earth on Oct. 23, 4004 BC? You didn’t? Well, James Ussher, highly-regarded bullshit-peddler, would have spanked you very hard for not knowing that.

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