Naming Your Baby “4real” Is Really, Like, So Cool

Pat and Sheena Wheaton are having trouble with New Zealand’s authorities in trying to give their new son the name “4real.” We totally feel their pain — strokes of sheer name-giving genius like this one very rarely happens. So the excited parents have to go home and seriously decide if they instead should use the name “4totallyreal” or the even more endearing “4soliketotallyreal” or the uncrackable “4real**$&%^#&*.” We envy that kid so much we actually have tears in our fucking eyes.

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