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Racism Holiday Season kicked off yesterday in a thick cloud of deeply inspiring Crash-worthy moments that left us wanting to actually leave snakes on some aircraft. British passengers — people who normally “laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of terror” — decided to stage a “mutiny” until two smelly Asian guys were kicked out.

The said Asians — what stripe of Asian, we have no idea yet — just so happened to love checking their watches, wore thick jackets despite the heat, and spoke with each other in a strange language that was not English — and therefore, was Arabic!

We hope that this incident does not inspire the likes of Virgin Atlantic Airways’ Richard Branson to make a “differentiated” airline — one that caters specifically to terrorist-looking people. Because we don’t want “Asians” to stop contaminating the world of the “beautiful people” crowd; without these Usual Suspects, how else can the rest of the terrorism-fixated planet get to enjoy such fine dramas? You tell me.
MUTINY AS PASSENGERS REFUSE TO FLY UNTIL ASIANS ARE REMOVED [Daily Mail]

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