Masturbating On Fruits And Fridges Is “Spiritually Clean,” Why, Of Course!

I once read a post on x3church where a guy said he never lusts when masturbating. He said he just thinks of fruit or refridgerators and keeps his mind “clean” while he masturbates.

From a Christian website that really isn’t a big fan of human nature.

{Image: how female elephants masturbate each other}


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