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Ultimate Fighting Championship brawler Tito Ortiz had been supposedly the guest of honor at the Marine Corps’ birthday ball, but he’d been ditched at the last minute after hot-blooded Marines learned Ortiz was bringing porn star girlfriend Jenna Jameson.

“We invited him, and he accepted. Then, it became aware to us that his guest was going to be his girlfriend. Then, we had to make a decision, and the decision made was that she was not an individual or guest that we really felt was appropriate for the Marine Corps ball,” said Maj. Jason Johnston, a spokesman at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar, Calif.

Who would have any idea Marines would be “offended” by Jenna Jameson’s presence? Is it just me, or all those naughty things I “knew” about the Marines were wrong?

via MARINE TIMES

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