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As you know, Joma Sison, Communist Party of the Philippines founder and overall absentee communist leader, is currently in the Netherlands courageously slaying one bourgeois evil after another by consummating, drinking, and eating them as fast as his lifetime can allow.

All was fine, until Joma’s recent brush with succulent mammaries of Ara Mina’s proportions, quickly sending him to the kind of life-changing, eureka moment only a rare few could experience.

Joma Sison has a long history of fondness for huge breasts, as exemplified in this file photo in which Joma enthralls former Philippines president Cory Aquino with fascinating tales of his hooters-inspired politico-fashion ideas. (Joma: [gesturing] “You see, madam, large hooters can make a Third World country soooo hot!”).

Despite appearances, however, Joma Sison would like to reassure his Filipino fans that he’s not backing down, and will selflessly and single-handedly continue to consume sumptuous European food, mouth-watering chocolates, and fine opera so that the Filipino masses he dearly loves — especially those who are actually shooting soldiers, eating nothing but sweet potatoes, and using wet mountain leaves to wipe their crapper — would not have to suffer and get corrupted by these evil bourgeois consumer products. He’s also clued us in on the fact he’s currently in the finishing stages of his brilliantly self-absorbed poetic follow-up to Prison & Beyond, which we gather is finally titled, Ara Mina’s Breasts and Beyond: Sweetening Our Political Line With Sugar Tits.

via PINOYSPY

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