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I’m a bit disappointed for capturing this juicy bit weeks late in my radar, but it’s so priceless I couldn’t pass it up. Here’s the probably-now-popular Jollibee “sex scandal” video, in which Jollibee engages in some naughty R&R with another mascot, maybe done after a disturbingly wholesome kiddie party.

Jollibee responds with what was supposedly the best-quality damage-control letter burger money could buy, but it strikes us as either uninspired or merely pales in comparison with the kind of naughtiness we’re faced with. Now, if all you kids would listen closely, you’d hear the mad, gloating laughter of all of McDonald’s Philippines’ footsoldiers.

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