SKIRMISHER

Last Saturday, maybe it’s safe to assume that if Osama bin Laden’s still alive, he was blowing his 50th birthday cake in some cave adorned with fine rugs, men with tight 7-year-old assholes, and lots of toilet paper. This post is for our dear friend, Osama, along with the hope that wherever you are, dude, we’d like to reassure you we’ve made sure Fedex will be able to deliver that box full of newly born kittens that any tough AK47-toting, Whitney Houston-worshipping 50-year-old would love to sodomize at leisure.

The box-full of kittens who offered themselves to please a man of Osama bin Laden’s enviable stature. Aren’t they soooo lucky?

Stumble it!