How President Bush Almost Won A Darwin Award

What the world very recently learned is that you don’t need an assassin to snuff out US President George Bush. Just give him some new-fangled contraption, say, a hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid car, and let him sorta play with it. Which exactly what almost happened last week, as President Bush almost plugged the electrical cord into the hydrogen tank. But God made a timely intervention to save His Very Loyal Vassal and plopped Ford Motor CEO Alan Mulally into the scene, who deftly grabbed Bush’s arm and gave him the divine life-saving I Just Saved Your Ass wink. Touche!

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