SKIRMISHER

We have no idea where artist Florentijn Hofman is getting the necessary BS to justify why there’s a Giant Rubber Duck of his own creation idly floating on the Loire River in France. Of course, if you’d ask him, he’d say nice things like:

The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn’t discriminate people and doesn’t have a political connotation. The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relief mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!

We better send Leslie Gee to handle that giant duck in ways only he is capable of — not once, but twice!

Stumble it!