SKIRMISHER

A man we only know as “Danilo” had a bit of fun sometime on New Year’s Eve — he met a stranger, brought him home, had casual sex with him, and when he woke up hours later he would discover that there’s a can of body spray lodged up in his rectum. Turns out, the “stranger”, probably secretly pissed because Danilo had “criticized” the size of the stranger’s dick, inserted the can of Black Suede body spray up Danilo’s rectum while he was asleep.

The man was gone when he woke up. Danilo said he felt something painful inside his body. It was even more painful when he tried to urinate.

Fast-forward to the Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Center in Cebu, Philippines, where doctors discovered there was a foreign object in his body. Danilo said he noticed that the doctors and nurses kept asking him how it felt and why they had done it. Eventually, a team of more than 10 people (doctors, interns, nurses) would work together to remove the can of body spray from Danilo.

Unfortunately, somebody thought it absolutely hilarious and recorded the operation on video (above and below), where you can hear and see the whole “fun” — with somebody even shouting “the baby’s out!” as the body spray is slowly pulled out of the rectum.
It would take Danilo some months before he’d realize he has become an “Internet star”. This has become a huge medical malpractice issue in the Philippines.

If the video above doesn’t play, you can download it here.

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