“Dumbass”: A Review Of A Wonderful Book I’ve Never Read

Nice book, with just the right amount of palpable heaviness with which to beat one’s head in those enlightened moments of deep regret. Although I haven’t actually read it (the site offers excerpts, though), it’s good to have some shiny volume that starkly manages to include the word, “dumbass” and That Wonderful Man on the cover. So I recommend this as a weapon against street muggers; the cover’s disarming power is enough to send serious people in fits of grand mal seizure.


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  • 5 Responses to “ “Dumbass”: A Review Of A Wonderful Book I’ve Never Read ”

    1. lmao! That is hands down the best review of a book you have never read. It really did make me laugh outloud. I’ve been coming here a little bit more often lately. Cheers on the usage of a new theme. Tarski is nice :)

    2. hello jessica. so many exciting things are also happening on your blog. =D

    3. Yeah you may have noticed I switched to Tarski also. I had tested it out a few months, back but had then decided on using the Blog.txt Theme by Scott Alan Waliwick. As of recent though I’m leaning heavily on Tarski because well it just works for me right now. It’s very customisable I’d have to say.

      Cheers!

    4. Just did some checking… hmm seems we are both Scorpios ;) who enjoy writing. Cheers dude!

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