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The Beijing Olympics has yet to officially start, and already we’re savoring all kinds of wonderful shit. Take this video, for instance. It was taken during the high-profile launch of China Central Television’s Olympic coverage, and the respectable guy standing there is China’s most popular sports presenter Zhang Bin, while the woman was his wife, Hu Ziwei.

Now, the wife, turns out, just “discovered” her husband’s cheating on her, so she “hijacks” the press conference and basically says something like, “Hey, world, this husband of mine has been receiving expert blow jobs from another woman… Long live the Olympics!”

No, what she really said, according the the 10,000-percent accurate Metro, was:

‘I am here on the stage not as an anchor, but as the wife of the person beside me, Mr. Zhang Bin.’Would you please spare one minute and listen to me?

‘It is a special date for the Olympics Channel and for Mr. Zhang Bin. But for me, it also a special day.

‘Just two hours ago, I found out that Mr. Zhang Bin is having an illicit relationship with a woman other than me.’

Predictably, the station has edited that speech, but thank this wonderful invention called the youtubes the thing’s out there and still asploding! Fun, fun, fun!

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