China Is Looking For Comatose Patients Who Can Sing For Its “Idol” Franchise
April 9th, 2007
Filed under: Bullshit Humans Enjoy
China’s version of American Idol, which will be called Happy Boys Voice, Boys’ Voice Happy, or Boring But Wonderful Sing-song Chinese State Shit, will uphold high moral standards, feature songs that are “healthy and ethically inspiring,” and judges will refrain from “mocking or humiliating contestants in the manner of that capitalist imperialist canned product called American Idol.”
So if you’re Chinese, 18 years old or older, preferably in a coma but can still sing, China’s State Administration of Radio, Film and Television needs you.
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