Apple Says “Fuck You, Early iPhone Adopters!”
Filed under: Apple, Bullshit Meister
As recently announced by notoriously lovable Apple CEO Steve Jobs, the 8GB iPhone is now $200 cheaper at $399 (from $599), with the 4GB iPhone a goner. So that early-adopter itch you’re feeling right now? It’s your bleeding ass.
Apple® today announced that it is on track to sell its one millionth iPhone™ before the end of September, and to make iPhone affordable for even more customers this holiday season, it is lowering the price of the most popular iPhone model with 8GB of storage from $599 to just $399.
“The surveys are in and iPhone customer satisfaction scores are higher than we’ve ever seen for any Apple product,” said Steve Jobs, Apple’s CEO. “We’ve clearly got a breakthrough product and we want to make it affordable for even more customers as we enter this holiday season.”
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