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Yesterday, beleaguered porn goddess and world-famous celebrity Anne Nicole Smith died mysteriously; the cause of her death is still unknown as of this writing.

Although she had lived under controversial circumstances that may or may not have been to her own manipulations, she had been an inspiration to millions of porn stars all the world over. And a “stimulation” to all great men.

Therefore, the US government should give her the national respect that she deserves. Have this hot  photo of her displayed in each and every public square in the US. Give her a state funeral “fit for a billionaire”. All flags should be “lowered down from their staffs” at “half-mast”. And please have the toughies from the military give her a “21-inch gun salute”.

Anne not only joins her notoriously wealthy and late husband, she now joins the rest of the stars in the sky as well.

Down, boy. Down now. Let’s render our adolescent heroine a moment of silence…

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