America Is The Vanguard Of Democracy — In Your Silly Dreams

America – the world’s leading superpower, a modern mighty empire, an economic giant, the land of the Golden Arches and psychotic serial killers, the international vanguard of democracy…

Yeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Mr. David Letterman, please have the honor to read the Top 10 Things America Would Have If It Was ACTUALLY A Democracy.

This is actually fun to memorize compared to the US’ fictitious preamble.


Stumble it!

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