Airliner Knows You’re Going To Die So Horribly Anyway

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Air Canada’s regional carrier Jazz is removing life vests from all its planes to save weight and fuel.

Jazz spokeswoman Manon Stuart said Thursday that government regulations set by Transport Canada allow airlines to use floatation devices instead of life vests provided the planes remain within 50 nautical miles of shore.

Safety cards in the seat pockets of Jazz aircraft now direct passengers to use the seat cushions as floatation devices.

“The nature of our operations doesn’t require that we carry both,” Stuart said.

Stuart said Jazz is a transcontinental carrier that doesn’t fly over the ocean.

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