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Dumb. Just dumb. And it’s hard to believe because these guys from Wireless Garden are supposedly an innovative bunch of geeks.
I’m talking about the StashCard. No, I’ll let them talk about it:
You know that unused PC card slot in your notebook?
Now there’s a good use for it. The StashCard from Wireless Garden is a secret [...]

Here’s how to resurface severely scratched CDs your drive could no longer read. Maybe it’s a game or OS installer, or good ol’ Barely Legal porn video, this step-by-step guide comes handy to let you retrieve that all-important data.
One caveat, though: once it’s done, copy the data off the CD and back it up because [...]

I think this must have come straight from a medieval torture book. Rapex, the anti-rape condom from South Africa, is inserted into a woman’s vagina to “eat” the raging dick of any sexual offender. From what I understand from its FAQ, the condom’s sharp teeth are designed to embed in the skin of the rapist’s [...]

I know I’m sometimes silly when it comes to getting laid, but this gotta be utterly silly. A condom that you have to inflate to “enhance” your manhood… there’s something odd about it that I find wickedly brilliant…but no. I think this whole pumping and inflating thing gives new meaning to  what they say [...]

I understand that there must be some people in this planet who feel that they can take a dump only if their beloved goldfish is staring at them.
I understand, too, that there must be a lot of these kinds of people to warrant the creation of the Aquariass.
Add a little life to your bathroom with [...]

Parties are usually known for booze, girls with “loose morals,” (sorry, my grandmother’s here and she’s threatening to mince my testicles if I didn’t include that line about “loose girls”), and ash-holes.
Oh no, I’m not talking about people like Tim Yap or your Uncle Fred. I’m talking about The Ash-hole–a cool cigarette ash dispenser that [...]

I have a soft spot in my groin for South Korea. It’s the home of some of the hottest girls this planet has ever produced. But I’m hoping that one of their greatest exports, online gaming, doesn’t leave them all dying like flies in their rooms.
In South Korea, IHT reports:
Some play themselves to death. Last [...]

You probably feel so constipated about your present salary, so much that the million-dollar request for a raise has been burning the tip of your tongue. You have the desperate need, but how exactly do you do it?
Rephrase that: How do you do it the right way?
Here’s an interesting 8-item list in doing it like [...]

Thumb-sized videos, “edutainment,” squeaky speakers, Windows friggin 95, and an un-Googled world sans divine blessings like DVDs and online gaming?
I haven’t really been thinking about the mid-1990s until I saw this hilarious The Onion take on an “ancient” email dated more than a decade ago. Apparently, hardworking archaeologists unearthed a Compaq desktop PC in somebody’s [...]

Anything that’s worth $12.6 billion dollars a year demands respect. Nope, I’m not talking about the Vatican; I’m talking about porn.
I’ve always thought it would be cool to gain entry into a porn video shoot. Think of Danni Woodward or Erica Campbell. Think of tits and fragrant flesh everywhere.
But this guy didn’t only imagine it; [...]

Remember your first time? And remember, too, how shamelessly you kissed and tell?
Be shameless once more. My First Time actually begs you to share it, especially the crazy little details you’ve left out to take to your, well, grave.
Was it crappy, awkward or just boring? The world would be delighted to know. You can even [...]

If you wanna know just how you’re gonna die, ask the Death Psychic. He’s so proud of his accuracy in predicting everybody else’s death he’s actually giving away free t-shirts.
When asked how he’s so sure about the manner of which other people are going to die, the Death Psychic said, “No one who’’s ever died [...]

You’ve seen it unfold in movies, you’ve read it in saucy novels, and there’s a porn genre somewhere that goes along the line of “my hot, hot friend”–the female friend you realize is so hot that, like Will in Nick Hornby’s About a Boy, you begin sniffing sex in the air.

Pottery, knitting, and all that shit is not only for the wuss, but also for the hopelessly behind the times. These days, you don’t make clay pitchers or plates. You make robots. Out of the box.
Cool, isn’t it?
Take PicoCricket Kit, for instance. It looks like your ordinary box of plastic and styrofoam. But don’t be [...]

You might be reading this in your office, right smack in the comfort of your own little cubicle. And when you think about it, that small cubic area might be all the real estate in which you’d be spending the rest of your life.
So sad isn’t it?
Credit it to a business magazine to ask the [...]

Maddox is probably what old-school men’s (what feminists today would call “male chauvinist pigs”) answer to the Feminazi. And that’s a huge funny compliment.
To anybody who’s not been laughing with Maddox on his way to the bank, you can all laugh by yourself now with the release of his new book, The Alphabet of Manliness.
Brazenly [...]

If he were still alive, Robert Shields would have shamed bloggers everywhere.
Every day, for twenty years, the man would be found hunched on his typewriter and writing–not silly novels or poems or what-not–but every single thing that happens to him every darned minute.