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The sign reads:
Hikers and bikers: Move to the side of the road when a vehicle approaches.
Great to know the road sign authority — and the crocs — deeply care about hikers and bikers.

This expensive restaurant in China serves “hot pot” — a delicious delicacy consisting of penis meat from cow, sheep, dog, donkey and deer. Believing that this dish is amazing aphrodisiac or something that makes them better in bed, the restaurant’s patrons would love to eat more dicks if offered.

We Have Decided Not To Die is Daniel Askill’s short film-slash-visual poetry. Pretty intriguing.
Below is the complete short. Also, here’s the director explaining stuff.

With the release of a package of GI Joe movie tie-in action figures, someone was quick to point out the uncanny similarity of each character to Michael Jackson’s physical evolution over the years (click to enlarge).

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Norilsk was founded in 1935 as a Siberian slave labor camp, and life there has pretty much gone downhill since. Home to the world’s largest heavy metal smelting complex, more than 4 million tons of cadmium, copper, lead, nickel, arsenic, selenium and zinc are released into the air every year. Air samples exceed the maximum [...]

At least one of the Oscar statuettes missed it flight to Hollywood.
After an early-morning photo shoot; after being put in a plastic bag, tucked into a formfitting foam container, and placed in a cardboard box that was put next to seven other cardboard boxes filled with more than 40 of his Oscar buddies, somehow No. [...]

Julien’s Auctions at the Beverley Hills Hilton is auctioning some of the King of Pop’s private paraphernalia, which may or may not include rubberized children’s dicks. The painting below is just one of many.

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Scientists say that now it is chocolate’s sustainability that needs to be monitored. The Ghana-based Nature Conservation Research Center warns that chocolate may become as rare and expensive as caviar within 20 years.
A number of factors, including climate change, are affecting the farming and production of cacao, or the cocoa plant.
Howard Shapiro, global director for [...]

Folks who’ve bought “historic Obama coins,” which are merely stickers placed on 50-cent pieces, are the golden stuff of WTF. You may start laughing in 3, 2, 1…
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About one hundred billion trillion — that excluding the balls to understand it.
Alan Boss, of the Carnegie Institution in Washington DC, said there could be as many Earths as there are stars in the universe – one hundred billion trillion.
Because of this, he believes it is “inevitable” that life must have flourished elsewhere over the [...]

You can also call this trick “How to get laid for all eternity.” No shit!
Instructional video here.

Of course, all twat-loving folks will love to get their hands on this Sunchip!
This is one of a kind! This is a Sunchip which reveals a vagina. I was eating a Sunchip about 2 weeks ago and I noticed that it really resembled a vagina. This is going to be a steal [...]

For some really enterprising people, “depression” is just another word you can attach to “sale! sale! sale!”

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This woman missed a flight at the Hong Kong International Airport. And like any normal person, she: (a) waited patiently and talked to the right people; (b) complained and called the airline; (c) threw the kind of tantrum not seen in the past 2000 years.

Everyone’s abuzz with news about “something fast and burning” streaking across the Texan sky. And… well, what the heck, just watch the video! And clap your hands insanely while you do so!

Muzzammil Hassan (dude to the right) launched Bridges TV in 2004 to help portray Muslims in a positive light, especially in the area of creepy violence. He’s just made a “significant” achievement by actually beheading his wife.

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This is a nice bottle of Penis Reduction Pills, which is made of the finest placebo and shit available, and when displayed “strategically” around the house, will give the impression you really have such a huge schlong.

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