SKIRMISHER

I saw this hot pink TV and DVD player combo on Gadget Candy, and they look so cute I can’t help but caress my credit card longingly and mentally calculate how 170 British pounds is actually going to mean for me in the next few weeks.
via GADGET CANDY

China’s Geely Motors concept car, called “Fengyin,” looks like Darth Vader’s ride. The interiors looks cool, but I believe it only plays pirated DVDs and CDs.
via MOBILE MAG

The details of how the conception cap works may gross out the ordinary girl. Quite simply, your boyfriend, husband, or whoever, squirts his man-juice (sperm for the highly educated) into this cap, after which the girl who wants to have evil baby(ies) after nine months inserts this man-juice-filled cap into her warm love-box (vagina for […]

A recent scientific finding says that male dogs and men have so much in common in the way they interact with one another. And all these happen unconsciously, especially in men.
According to Live Science:
A male dog will whine and beg in deference to a stronger dog, but will lower its voice into a guttural growl […]

George O’Dowd, known as Culture Club’s Boy George, will be sweeping New York streets beginning on Aug. 14. Why do I give a shit? Maybe I care about a disgraced, gay British pop star from the 1980s. Maybe I’m curious about how stupid somebody had to be to call police with a bogus burglary […]

I used to be crazy about Ally Mcbeal in its heyday. Smart, feisty, funny–who wouldn’t like Callista Flockhart? My beer-guzzling officemate Steve even thinks the Ally Mcbeal star–despite anorexia, suspected drug use, and all–is hot. But this recently-stolen paparazzi photo might just shatter Steve’s infatuation. The pissed-off Callista shown above, Exhibit A, disturbs me; she’s […]

Our Skirmisher guys here will probably think this almost-but-not-quite-porn-wannabe shot of Lindsay Lohan makes her seem so fuck-able, but I don’t think so. Kinda reminds me of John Holmes’s porn flick in the 1970s. She looks like a washed-up hooker after a bukkake session where 141 hunks squirted semen all over her face. If you […]

There are people dying all over the world, but I think I’d reserve my bottomless pity for Paula Abdul’s chest cavity. I’m not very good with medical stuff, and I certainly won’t be able to tell scalpel from garden shears, but that “crater” in her chest tells me somebody scooped out one of her vital […]