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The designers and manufacturer of the classic Erotica phone sincerely believe that there’s only one thing men want to do their entire lives, and that’s a vagina. And when they’re not doing a vagina, they will want to talk to a vagina in their spare time. Hence, the Erotica. There’s even some suited dude demonstrating [...]

What are you gonna do if your polar bears keep dying on you? Use robots!

A zoo somewhere, whose polar bear display has gone empty for some time because of the bears’ annoying habit of actually dying, has installed a family of robotic polar bears, to keep the kids interested and entertained, and, most importantly, not [...]

Not to be dissuaded by the current impossibility of building a computer at par with that of a human brain, folks at IBM patted themselves in the back for at least making one as powerful as a cat’s cerebral cortex.
The computer has 147,456 processors (most modern PCs have just one or two processors) and 144 [...]

Not only does d’Armond Speers have a name like d’Armond fucking Speers, he’s also batshit crazy. Not only is he batshit crazy, there’s a method to it, which lasted 3 years: speaking to his son in nothing but Klingon, just to see if “he would acquire it like any human language.” And he’s excited upon [...]

A 15-year-old boy, who called up 911 to ask if his douchebag parents had any right to take away his Xbox, learns the bitter lesson that having your parents feed, clothe and shelter you actually give them rights to take away your toys. That’s not fair!

Maybe because, as nutshells go, the convenience of seeing lotsa things in a single glance is just, well, convenient! So if you want to apply that convenience to something long and hard and full of fun, like the Internet, feel free to hit this.

In the late 1960s, Philips commissioned Edward Ihnatowicz, so chosen because nobody could pronounce his name, to make a “something like a robot, like a giant, like something that could shrink people’s testicles when they see it” thing. Edward gave life to the instruction by making Senster, a robotic sculpture that “interacted” with visitors with [...]

Like many accidental discoveries (such as Sildenafil citrate or Viagra being originally meant to treat angina, but instead has since been used on making the vagina happy. There’s a joke there somewhere), the drug Flibanserin was originally meant to fight depression. Tests showed it’s a stinking failure as an antidepressant, but boosted the libido of [...]

I’m not sure about what Condomi’s thinking, but the message of “fruit-flavored condoms taste so good, they just might eat it, condom and dick and all” isn’t exactly going to make me want to buy this. Best case scenario: teeth burn.

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The anonymous person using the pseudonym Belle de Jour whose best-selling stories about how to lead a secret life as a prostitute and influence people turns out to be research scientist Brooke Magnanti, a specialist in developmental neurotoxicology and cancer epidemiology in a hospital research group in Bristol and whose “hot” prostitute-y picture appears below.

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In China, highly meticulous cooks just don’t want their food dead. Like this fish, which apparently has been “deep-fried” but somehow kept alive by Chinese voodoo magic shit, or something.

The 900Global RC bowling ball is your bestfriend in the bowling lane if you’re retarded and you just want to freak out the old lady in the other lane who thinks she’s The Jesus from the Big Lebowski. Hah! That’ll teach her.

Legendary LA graffiti writer, publisher and activist Tony Quan, aka TEMPTONE, has ALS since 2003, which has left him almost completely paralyzed, except for his eyes, and maybe an eyebrow he could raise once in a while at annoying people. So an international team of die-hard building graffiti aficionados, and everyone else, have been working [...]

Just days after releasing its new “Go” programming language, Google is getting much flak for using the same name as another programming language by Francis McCabe and Keith Clark. McCabe: “I do not have a trademark on my language. It was intended as a somewhat non-commercial language in the tradition of logic programming languages. It [...]

Never resting to cook up even more creative ways to care for the things they deeply love, Japanese inventors made these USB breast warmer, because nothing’s more important than sufficiently warmed breasts! If they’re not warm, who would want them? You just plug this pad into any USB port on your computer, stick the pad [...]

Mad scientist/inventor Matthias Wandel one day found a wasp nest in his property. And naturally, like any ordinary person, he made this wasp-sucking machine that, uhh, sucks wasps. Now he has a glass box full of wasps, and who wouldn’t be happy with that? I love wasps!

In an interview with Playboy, James Cameron cuts the crap and reveals all that fancy-schmanzy Avatar-related CGI mumbo-jumbo is all about making the perfect tits for Zoe Saldana’s character Neytiri:
CAMERON: Right from the beginning I said, “She’s got to have tits,” even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na’vi, aren’t placental mammals. [...]