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Vaginas are a fingerprint. Captured in this coloring book along with fun puzzles and games is the uniqueness of the vagina beautifully illustrated. From the compact smooth vagina to a coiffed vagina with full lips. Some are pierced, some are tattooed, some are soft spoken and some are in your face! Illustrate these beautiful vaginas [...]

The newly opened Emporio Store in India features scissor walls, scissor doors, scissor windows, scissor hangers, and several scissor sculptures, such as the “Buddha statue” below.

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Accused pedophile Thomas Leopold is believed to be on the run after he failed to show up at court. As for the radioactive part of this story, Thomas had been given awesome doses of radioactive iodine for his thyroid condition, and this shit gives him “radioactive superpowers” to harm anybody he spits on, especially some [...]

These “delectable, sweet-tasting” Sea Otter Boogers (rakko no hana-kuso) are available at zoo and aquarium gift shops across Japan and are actually made of amanattō, or candied black beans.

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Chalie Simon, all 19 years old of her, went to her boyfriend’s place and utterly crushed his testicles, in a completely non-metaphorical sense!

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Nadya Suleman, the mother of those eight babies, is the current “apple of contention” among rival porn producers, practically begging her and sweetening their porn-related offers with a “one year supply of nappies.” Or cash.

The mother of octuplets born last month in California has been targeted by rival bids from adult entertainment companies, including an [...]

A good Samaritan who helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket.
Family members said 58-year-old bus driver Jim Moffett and another man were helping two elderly women cross a busy Denver street in a [...]

Kyle Cassidy traveled 15,000 miles over two years photographing Americans in their homes and asking one question: “Why do you own a gun?” A good question, particularly since most of these guns are not easily reconcilable with the notion of self-defense and their true place should be somewhere in the Armed Forces. All the photo [...]

Eighteen-year-old Jessica Brooks found an awesome way to rid herself of head lice infestation: by burning her hair:
All are remnants of a fire that sparked after Brooks soaked her hair in gasoline in an attempt Sunday night to kill lice she believed she recently caught.
Brooks, a former Central High School student who was taking night [...]

Boston Dynamics’ Big Dog packbot, seen in action here with the US Army. Now if only they’d fit it with a fire-breathing head.

Just brush your teeth after every meal and keep ‘em pearly white! And you’ll fly!

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After watching Bjork asplain away how the television machine works, we’re really now dying to hear what she thinks about the email.

You wanna say “vagina” but must, really must use a synonym? Problem solved.

I have recently moved to LA from providence RI, quite a lot to adjust to. For one thing they have a whole other level of Christian out here. I mean back home it’s just Catholics, who don’t want to convert you. In fact, they won’t let you join them. If we want more Catholics, we’ll [...]

Waldgeist Restaurant in Hofheim, Germany serves these huge sausages designed to basically fill up a human being’s entire large intestine.

Diner pondering the life-changing possibilities of The Sausage.
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It’s called “magic water” — “a simple mixture of table salt and tap water whose ions have been scrambled with an electric current.”
Used as a sanitizer for decades in Russia and Japan, it’s slowly winning acceptance in the United States. A New York poultry processor uses it to kill salmonella on chicken carcasses. Minnesota grocery [...]

Voytek was an Iranian Honey Bear, as well as a credited, ranked, and official member of the Second Polish Transport Company.  He was found in the hills of Iran when the company, upon seeing a malnourished, starving bear cub, not only found the heart to nurse him back to health but then, eventually finding themselves [...]