SKIRMISHER

And we’re not even talking about one of your missing testicles.

Isn’t it funny how most w4m ads are like checklists of requirements. These women think finding a guy is like ordering a sandwich – a little more height please, easy on the love of sports, and can you throw in a weekend house in the mountains and a willingness to support some other guy’s children?
If [...]

Sometime in the dark future, Bacon Man and thousands of his powerful offspring would be sending remnants of the human race huddled in caves, screaming Klingon to one another.
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Cool ad for the Xbox 360.

Or something like that.
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First it will become wireless and ubiquitous, crawling into the woodwork and perhaps even under our skin. Eventually, it will disappear.
The Internet seems to have just arrived, so how can we possibly imagine what will replace it? In truth, early versions of the Net have been around since the 1960s and ’70s, but only after [...]

SHEYLA Hershey’s massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world’s biggest boob job.
The 28-year-old American housewife and model has undergone nine ops to get her amazing figure.
And even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care.
Sheyla, from Houston, Texas, said: “To me, big is beautiful. [...]

The National Geographic Society announced today that it will launch a full-service record label, Nat Geo Music—which also serves as the music division the company established in 2007.
The label will “record, release and promote modern music from around the globe” from a variety of artists and genres, the company said, and be distributed globally through [...]

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Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.
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Andrew Matusik takes inspiration from Rene Magritte to compose his “Sir Realist” images for Genlux.
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This isn’t actually a “cool new means of transportation,” but just something you use if you’re too much a pussy to take on more manly means to die, like, say, an actual rocket-powered jet pack.
But then, of course, if you like kites, this is it.

These monster bikes run using hubless wheels, which work by a complicated magical mechanism that involves drinking lotsa beer and fucking the nearest goat.
Alright, kidding! Hubless wheels work by “fixing the rotating parts (brake ring, bearings, hubless rim) onto the outer side of a non-rotating inner ring that attaches to the motorcycle’s swingarm or forks.”
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Maybe because wigs for cats were such a huge hit that some people thought it sane to sell wigs for dawgs.

Somebody visited a Nikon booth in japan, and what does he see? A Nikon D3 camera cleanly cut in half. Camera porn!

“The Brunch is a series of consumer products that celebrates the mundane,” says the makers of this trebuchet toaster, which awesomely catapults your bread when it’s done. Genius.
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