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These ladies offer pretty exciting questions about how the Internet works. And it’s magical! Look, nice tits!

CNET editor Dong Ngo was in Vietnam and what more fruitful way to spend the time than hitting cell phone shops and asking folks how they do the whole unlocking the iPhone magick.
Hanoi shops are well-known for successfully unlocking iPhones and iPhone 3G — even the “impossible to lock” 2.2 software update for the iPhone [...]

All rollercoaster souvenir pictures, all WTF.
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Diddy’s peddling his own new product, a perfume called “I Am King.” Watch him in his douchebagiest video appearance.

An obscure Pinoy blogger is trying to make a list of popular rock songs from the 90s, the decade which placed good ol’ Rock N’ Roll into the music mainstream.
The blogger pleads for assistance from potential readers to augment his list. But nobody replies to him (save from a sick alter-ego of Juliana Hatfield and [...]

Sure, the inclusion of Marilyn Monroe in this list feels like common sense, but the rest of these dead actresses are spot-on, too.

Rock stars from the 1970s, in the 1970s, posing at their parents’ homes. See, they actually had parents!
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UGANDA’S police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga said.
“You [...]

Haven’t played enough Guitar Hero? Here’s Arctivision’s Vagina Hero. Not really a real game, just a sensible what-if.
The stages in Vagina Hero are women, much like the individual songs in previous Hero games released by a completely different publisher that is in no way related to Arctivision. There is no background or story explaining how [...]

But then again, what magazine isn’t?
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Rat kings are phenomena said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at their tails, which become stuck together with blood, dirt, and excrement. The animals reputedly grow together while joined at the tails. The numbers of rats that are joined together can vary, but naturally rat kings formed from a larger number [...]

A very rare footage of Adolf Hitler singing “Moving on up.”

The downside of being “contextual.”
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Better than standard-issue WTF. Coz, look, there’s an eye on the palm!
Or maybe this was the inspiration of this most awesome Halloween costume.
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Some guy named Betsey Stevenson actually partnered with some website to develop this Marriage/Divorce Calculator, which lets you determine in a fun way how long your marriage would last, if at all.

Performing the Blue Danube waltz. Would’ve been better when fried.

Aside from breeding an entire generation of Princess Leia golden bikini-wearing, Storm Trooper-humping fans, George Lucas’ Star Wars has actually influenced the technologies we enjoy today. Now didn’t we just sound like a paid shill right there? (Click image to enlarge and read.)

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