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These papier mache pumpkins were created as part of a new addition to our 2008 yard display. They were created from a plastic trash bag stuffed with crumpled newspaper and wrapped with twine then covered with several different papier mache techniques.
Click here for the rest of this halloween article. And, oh, yes, have a harpy [...]

Either that’s a super baby, or we’re all gawking at the douchebaggiest father in the world

More movie “The End” screencaps than your bum can handle.

When someone tells me they’ve had a bad night’s sleep, I find it hard to sympathise. I can’t believe anyone sleeps as badly as me. On a good night I get three hours of restless catnapping, waking every 15 minutes and then dropping off again. I regularly go for two or three nights with no [...]

Baby sucks on his finger and gives you the finger all at the same time!

Don’t have the smart words to describe this, but let’s just say I spent about 15 minutes clapping my hands over it.

While Microsoft executives like to talk about Apple as an insignificant company with less than 5% of the worldwide market share of all PCs and servers sold, the Mac maker now has more cash than Microsoft and earns more than half of its profits and over three fourths its revenues.
For the quarter ending in September, [...]

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As one Youtube commenter aptly puts it: “269er 269er, Chewbacca’s in trouble we need back up!”

Alright, maybe she has nothing to do with it. But there’s something about that smile we just couldn’t quite point at and gives us the screaming mimis.
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With the tagline:
The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” – The second testament says “love thy neighbour.” – The third testament … Kick Ass!!!
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, the B-movie to end all B-movies. Whoa!

“In America, 30% of people coming in for treatment for sex addiction are female,” says Don Serratt, director of Life Works, which offers sex-addiction treatment in the UK. In this country, few women present themselves as sex addicts, but that doesn’t mean the problem is less prevalent. “They’ll come for help with alcoholism, drug addiction [...]

Thieving raccoon encounters the resident dog and cat. All hell breaks loose.

When you’re not actually Incredible Hulk and you’re not impervious to hard things like truncheons, don’t. Ever. Never.

Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning “scooped (or hollowed) out” and from Latin word meaning “boats”.
The naked person would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a [...]

“Get your facts straight when you say who I killed. You say I killed an 88-year-old woman and a 31-year-old girl. I killed a 20-year-old genetically manipulated clone of Julia Miraglia and a 5-year-old genetically manipulated clone of Leigh Martinez, the puppet master. It was a bet.”
– Russel Miraglia, always a stickler for “facts” and [...]

We’re not sure, but something tells us motherfucker really, really means it this time.

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