SKIRMISHER

Doc Ock would have been proud.

From the always reliable bastion of journalism integrity The Sun:
BRITNEY SPEARS‘ ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the US singer.
ADNAN GHALIB, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he WILL sell the tape for the right price.
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I [...]

Fast-backward to 1984, Sarah Palin walking down the ramp as a hot piece of ass.

Police allege a teenager from Ulyanovsk, Russia, fatally stabbed her best friend with a pair of tweezers.
“It was a frenzied, mad attack. You would not imagine the damage a pair of tiny eyebrow tweezers caused the poor girl,” an unidentified police officer told the Daily Mail in a story published Monday.
Kristina Danilova, 18, allegedly flew [...]

Naughty headline writer strikes again!

Neat things you can do with the latest version of Mozilla’s Firefox.

One of the most spectacular, if fearsome looking, Roman medical instruments is the vaginal dilator or speculum (dioptra). It comprises a priapiscus with 2 (or sometimes 3 or 4) dovetailing valves which are opened and closed by a handle with a screw mechanism, an arrangement that was still to be found in the specula of [...]

Excessive amounts of cholesterol stuffed in one cute can. Make Dad deliriously happy; send him a truckload of these today!

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It all began on August 31, 1995, when one chicken “accidentally” fell into a well in the little Egyptian village. A nearby 18-year-old farmer decided to descend into the well to retrieve it. He got caught in an undercurrent and tragically drowned.
Upon seeing this, his sister and two brothers decided the most logical thing to [...]

Remember artist Jonathan Yeo and his “Bush Porn“? He’s at it again with Paris Hilton, assembling clippings from various adult magazines to make the fine piece of art you see above. And he’s a jolly thoughtful fellow, too — proceeds of the sale of these portraits go to Paris because, as Yeo says, “she never [...]

Apparently, focus soundwaves at a certain frequency on a mound of salt and the little buggers form intriguing structures.

Baron Cohen and his team used fake passes to fool security guards into letting them into a backstage area of a show by the Italian label Iceberg.
One of the comedian’s team, dressed in a head-to-toe velcro suit, caused chaos by running around and careering into clothes racks.
In footage aired on Italian television, flustered fashionistas screamed [...]

Google has launched its Project 10100 , which is (and here we’re lifting directly from the page because we’re too goddamn lazy we couldn’t even scratch our own testicles) “a call for ideas to change the world by helping as many people as possible.”
Aww. Ain’t the Google such a doll? So hit it up!

This rice mountain represents the entire US population [one rice grain = one person], and is just part of an amazing exhibition called “Of All The People in The World.”
And if you’re thinking, “That’s it?” You couldn’t have been wronger.

This is a hamburger from McDonalds that I purchased in 1996.
That was 12 years ago.
Note that it looks exactly like it did the very day I bought it.
The flecks on the bun are crumbs from the bun.
The burger is starting to crumble a bit
It has the oddest smell.
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People always ask me [...]

The Swedish physician Gustav Zander’s institute in Stockholm, founded in the late nineteenth century and stocked with twenty-seven of his custom-built machines, was the first “gym” in the sense that we know the word today. His mechanical horse was an early version of the Stairmaster, a contraption for cardiovascular fitness designed to imitate a “natural” [...]

Let’s assume Todd exists, and he’s very, very busy.
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