SKIRMISHER

Photos this strangely and emotionally satisfying should be in kids’ t-shirts everywhere.

Just some snaps from the “Hope and Fear” collection of an artist known as Mr Toledano.
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{Filthy:  The “Me Giving Birth To Myself” costume rules all}

Quit, the stop smoking charity, uses this “adbin” (which shows transparent “lungs” that slowly fill up with cigarette discards) to guilt the crap out of smokers.

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{Mad: Just to remind you, the dead may actually find it hard to go to work}

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[+Reggae] yup.
[dawg88] i just wanna know how the possibility of a father to inherit a sickle cell anaemia gene to his son???
[+Reggae] humm, does his son has a sister?
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[+Reggae] is she hot?!
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Chiharu Shiota uses miles of black wool to wrap things, producing a stunning artistic effect we can only describe as, “Ow! My balls!”

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{Intriguing: Stephane Halleux’s retro-futuristic robots}

Art Center College of Design student Jake Loniak created this Yamaha-branded Deus Ex concept electric vertically parking motorcycle.

[It] is worn as an exo-skeleton with seven artificial vertebra as well as the pneumatically attached helmet. The motor is in-wheel, powered by ultra-capacitors and doped nano-phoshpate batteries similar to those already used in hybrids. It’s also capable [...]

Divine sugar tits.

Found floating on the interwebs.
{Mad: Looking for the Virgin Mary in all the wrong places}

Ricardo Salamanca makes these awesome photoshopped images and showcases ‘em all on his site, Salamagica. So what are you waiting for?

Photoshop ninja magic skillz.

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{Intriguing: Koen Hauser’s fusion of plastic and flesh}

Bacon on a stick with french fries on the back.

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{Mad: Bacon bra}

When the ball connected with the paddle, the feet lifted slightly off the sand and the garlic-scented scrotum jiggled upward, bouncing briefly between both the pimply buttocks and the vinegary penis. Who’s hungry?
Who the corndog does this dude think he is, Vernon Koekoemoer?
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{Mad: Something smells funny back here}

With passion, of course.
Lily McElroy’s “I Throw Myself At Men” (below) and “Locations” (bottom).
I can try to explain these, but why?

More pics after the jump.

The RoboCup Soccer Competition has a new category — nanobots.
Each smaller than a grain of salt but no less able than their normal-sized counterparts, the football-kicking nanorobots will compete in three events: the 2-millimeter Dash, the Slalom Drill, and the Ball-handling Drill. They are controlled remotely and use magnetic fields or electrical impulses sent across [...]

Something tells us he’d be standing there for a very long time.
Love the ax, though.

{Mad: Behold the planet’s most dangerous man}

Lucy McRae and Bart Hess use globules of foam and asymmetric spines to create “fascinating and repugnant” images. Their website is cool, too, of morphing faces excite you.

{Mad: Have your own friendly Palestinian vandal}

Doctors are calling Val Thomas a medical miracle. They said they can’t explain how she is alive.
They said Thomas suffered two heart attacks and had no brain waves for more than 17 hours. At about 1:30 a.m. Saturday, her heart stopped and she had no pulse. A respiratory machine kept her breathing and rigor mortis [...]

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{Essentials: Tell grandma how much you love her; give her Vibrating Panties today!}

THAT is what we’re motherfucking talking about.

{Mad: The rejected Penthouse letters}

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