SKIRMISHER

Robotic sculptures by Stephane Halleux — made from the finest knick-knacks of everyday shit.

{Quirky: Christopher Conte’s microrobots will fire microbullets up your ass when you’re not looking}

This good-looking hunk of beef is Broderick Laswell — an overachieving murderer at 19 and esteemed death row candidate — and this is a pictorial demonstration of his devolution from being the finest specimen of modern, well-fed civilized man to a whining, sobbing malnourished piece of shit. Hey, he’s lost 104 pounds in just a [...]

It’s being trapped in an elevator with diarrhea, obvs! And hey, is that Nicholas White again? Is that Nichol… Is that… Holy mother of God, he’s taking out his pee-pee!

{Mad: Vernon Koekoemoer, the man who has everything}

Pope Benedict pats the head of a 10-year-old boy only him and Jesus H. Christ can see. Aww… Aren’t they so adorable?

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{Mad: The Jesusness of Sir Richard Branson}

The fine gentleman you see below is super-excited to jump off some plane because he’s wearing the spanking new Gryphon Attack Glider — 30 pounds of head-and-testicles crushing paraphernalia whose 6-foot jet-wing allows super-excited people to glide across the sky.

A vision straight out of “Batman,” the carbon-fiber stealth glider quadruples the speed of similar craft [...]

By throwing their babies 50 feet from a roof, of course!

{Intriguing: The two-faced Indian baby “goddess“}

Now that they’ve begun making tools, let’s kill them all to avoid the great Orangutan-Human die-off from ever happening. But of course, we can just pollute the rivers to kill the fish, spew massive amounts of chemicals and shit to make the planet eventually uninhabitable, fuck up the lives of every creepy-crawly. Same end result, [...]

The Zipper Orchestra is an interactive video installation that combines a combination of the Zipper Canvas as a physical controller and the Zipper Collage Video as a musical display. Users can play music by zipping and unzipping the physical zippers. The screen is a fashion collage, filled with nine video clips of different people zipping [...]