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Publicis Malaysia ran this campaign for HP’s advanced photo paper, featuring outdoor displays depicting a “hole in the image” placed at strategic points to give the illusion that the path was not real, but merely a huge printed image.
Well, HP will do anything to make us forget the fact that inkjet ink is the most [...]

The Dinner in the Sky restaurant, one of the strangest restaurants in the world, and the video explanation. This is where they try to convince you it is so much fun dining if your balls are quivering right in your throat
{Mad: Joseph Schneider, the mothership beckons}

Have you been using that iPod only for music and shit and stuff? WTF SRSLY? How about turning it into an awesome taser weapon, magically transform it into an iPhone, or your own personal pirate radio station? And more!

{Photo: Bill Gates dances with an iPod like a silly girl}
{Mad: Microsoft loves you! It really, really [...]

Lions don’t wait to kill the animal before starting the process of eating it—as soon as the buffalo stops thrashing, lions start to eat. This is much harder than it sounds however, because the hide is very thick. The prime spot to start is always claimed by the dominant female, or if the male is [...]

Zimbabwe’s official asswipe: the 10-million-dollar bill.

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{Mad: Dear baby Jesus, please spank all those banks, hard}

Who understands this shit, raise his hand.

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{Mad: Jesus does the YMCA}

Lobster finds the cat’s lack of faith disturbing.
{Mad: “North Korea ate my rabbits!”}

“Each of us is exposed to thousands of brand images every day, most of which are not related to paid advertising. We assume that incidental brand exposures do not affect us, but our work demonstrates that even fleeting glimpses of logos can affect us quite dramatically.”
– Gavan Fitzsimons, researcher, on how even the briefest exposure [...]

Robotic sculptures by Stephane Halleux — made from the finest knick-knacks of everyday shit.

{Quirky: Christopher Conte’s microrobots will fire microbullets up your ass when you’re not looking}

This good-looking hunk of beef is Broderick Laswell — an overachieving murderer at 19 and esteemed death row candidate — and this is a pictorial demonstration of his devolution from being the finest specimen of modern, well-fed civilized man to a whining, sobbing malnourished piece of shit. Hey, he’s lost 104 pounds in just a [...]

It’s being trapped in an elevator with diarrhea, obvs! And hey, is that Nicholas White again? Is that Nichol… Is that… Holy mother of God, he’s taking out his pee-pee!

{Mad: Vernon Koekoemoer, the man who has everything}

Pope Benedict pats the head of a 10-year-old boy only him and Jesus H. Christ can see. Aww… Aren’t they so adorable?

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{Mad: The Jesusness of Sir Richard Branson}

The fine gentleman you see below is super-excited to jump off some plane because he’s wearing the spanking new Gryphon Attack Glider — 30 pounds of head-and-testicles crushing paraphernalia whose 6-foot jet-wing allows super-excited people to glide across the sky.

A vision straight out of “Batman,” the carbon-fiber stealth glider quadruples the speed of similar craft [...]

By throwing their babies 50 feet from a roof, of course!

{Intriguing: The two-faced Indian baby “goddess“}

Now that they’ve begun making tools, let’s kill them all to avoid the great Orangutan-Human die-off from ever happening. But of course, we can just pollute the rivers to kill the fish, spew massive amounts of chemicals and shit to make the planet eventually uninhabitable, fuck up the lives of every creepy-crawly. Same end result, [...]

The Zipper Orchestra is an interactive video installation that combines a combination of the Zipper Canvas as a physical controller and the Zipper Collage Video as a musical display. Users can play music by zipping and unzipping the physical zippers. The screen is a fashion collage, filled with nine video clips of different people zipping [...]

Amazing what laser pointers can do to a bunch of impressionable kittens.
{Intriguing: Invasion of alien cat overlords}