The Fuel Tank’s Perspective: Space Shuttle Launch

Imagine those distant days when nobody ever cared about the fuel tank’s point of view.
{Cool: The best out-of-this-Earth self-photo}

Killer Cell Phones

Mobile phones could kill far more people than smoking or asbestos, a study by an award-winning cancer expert has concluded. He says people should avoid using them wherever possible and that governments and the mobile phone industry must take “immediate steps” to reduce exposure to their radiation.
The study, by Dr Vini Khurana, is the most […]

That’sa Lotsa Lotsa Candles

The awesome VH1 holiday card video (whatevs that is!) that will change the way you look at candles. Forever.

10 Most Historically Inaccurate Movies

Hollywood’s Forrest Gump would be the last to know.
Click here for the infamous 10.

Great Moments In Human Perversion: The Picnic Table Edition

I did her sideways, I tilted her on her side, I did her on the deck, I did her inside the house. We fucked like crazy.
– Arthur Price, on how he had sex with his metal round picnic table.
{Filthy: Ira Eigenmann’s nude pics scandal}

Dude, Anything Beyond Cattle Stuff Is Just Soooo High-falutin’

“It gave me a great shock when I first saw it. I had no idea what it was. I know all about sheep and cattle but I don’t know much about satellites or space stuff.”
– Outback farmer James Stirton on the mysterious lump of twisted metal that he found on his cattle farm in Queensland, […]

Copenhagen’s Topless Delight

“We women would like to decide by ourselves when our breasts should be sexual and when not. In swimming pools they should not and that is why the breasts should not be covered - We will bathe topless just like men.”
– Astrid Vang of the Topless Front, on Copenhagen’s recently dick-approved decision to allow topless […]

Rocketman

“When I hit the water, I feel like a rocket.”
– Michael Phelps, on how Speedo’s extremely high-tech (and currently controversial) swimsuit LZR Racer helps him break a world record. And judging from the photo above, his penis agrees.