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Imagine those distant days when nobody ever cared about the fuel tank’s point of view.
{Cool: The best out-of-this-Earth self-photo}

Mobile phones could kill far more people than smoking or asbestos, a study by an award-winning cancer expert has concluded. He says people should avoid using them wherever possible and that governments and the mobile phone industry must take “immediate steps” to reduce exposure to their radiation.
The study, by Dr Vini Khurana, is the most [...]

The awesome VH1 holiday card video (whatevs that is!) that will change the way you look at candles. Forever.

Hollywood’s Forrest Gump would be the last to know.
Click here for the infamous 10.

I did her sideways, I tilted her on her side, I did her on the deck, I did her inside the house. We fucked like crazy.
– Arthur Price, on how he had sex with his metal round picnic table.
{Filthy: Ira Eigenmann’s nude pics scandal}

“It gave me a great shock when I first saw it. I had no idea what it was. I know all about sheep and cattle but I don’t know much about satellites or space stuff.”
– Outback farmer James Stirton on the mysterious lump of twisted metal that he found on his cattle farm in Queensland, [...]

“We women would like to decide by ourselves when our breasts should be sexual and when not. In swimming pools they should not and that is why the breasts should not be covered – We will bathe topless just like men.”
– Astrid Vang of the Topless Front, on Copenhagen’s recently dick-approved decision to allow topless [...]

“When I hit the water, I feel like a rocket.”
– Michael Phelps, on how Speedo’s extremely high-tech (and currently controversial) swimsuit LZR Racer helps him break a world record. And judging from the photo above, his penis agrees.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.
“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.
As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be [...]

Paint nice, awesome things, and you live.

“Today everyone has a mobile phone to do the really functional timekeeping, this means that the wristwatch is free to do something a bit different. The watches I design reflect and comment on society, both on the role that time plays in all our lives and also on the social impact of technology. Of course [...]

“Romeo” Dev, 2 feet 9 inches of pure energy, is considered the world’s smallest bodybuilder. He’s also pretty versatile — if he couldn’t bring you to submission using his awesome Chuck Norris kung fu moves, Romeo can at least bite your ankle. Or snap a rubber band on your vulnerable balls.

{Intriguing: What happens when [...]

A British reality TV company has been accused of starting a flu epidemic that left four people from a tribe of isolated Peruvian Indians dead and others seriously ill.
The regional Indian rights organisation Fenama, government officials and a US anthropologist working in the region said in statements seen by the Guardian that a two-person crew [...]

A replica of the designer’s [Alexander Lervik] brain, originated from an MR scan at the Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm. The image was processed through a 3D-printer, and became this unusual lamp shade design.
{Mad: the vagina couch}

Some of the luckiest people on earth.
{Intriguing: Unbreakable babe}

Spain’s Rafael Nadal and USA’s Serena Williams, using their gravity-defying supernatural powers, play tennis in the swimming pool in what is considered as the world’s first Jesus tennis. The turning of water into wine will shortly follow.

An 11-year-old girl died after her parents prayed for healing rather than seek medical help for a treatable form of diabetes, police said Tuesday.
Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin said Madeline Neumann died Sunday.
“She got sicker and sicker until she was dead,” he said.
Vergin said an autopsy determined the girl died from diabetic ketoacidosis, an [...]