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Rufus Terrill, owner of the frequently drug dealt-with, petty thieved, vandalized O’Terrills bar in Atlanta, has become so angry and pushed to mad scientist genius level, making him actually capable of creating this security robot patrol. Rufus swears it actually scares off criminals. Death rays, drug-detecting Bruce Lee robot punching hands from hell, metal leg [...]

A bunch of guys transformed a toilet bowl from something you shit into, into something that forces you to crap on anything else except the toilet bowl.

“Stand by your ham,” the new pop sensation. Soon to be a hit among blow-job-loving cops, politicians with a passion for airport urinals, menschy Russian dictators, sodomizing clergy, impossible-to-bother award-winning authors, and the bovine wonders in Howl’s Moving Castle.
Mmmkay, that’s basically everyone who is anyone.

The rocket carrying the WINDS satellite — a joint project of the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and Mitsubishi Heavy Industries — has been launched. The satellite would make Internet speeds of up to 1.2 gygabytes per second possible. Millions of easy erections follow.

The lengths Google would go to for its Gmail campaign in Russia.

Pi. Normally it’s just awesome. Now it will sing.

“Don’t talk back to darth vader, he’ll getcha.”
George Lucas, your ass is hers.

From the person who brought us Kiki’s Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, the wonderful pigs in Spirited Away and the bouncing Anne Bancroft Great Expectations heads in Spirited Away comes, as everybody knows, Howl’s Moving Castle. And from someone who loves Kiki’s Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, [...]