SKIRMISHER

Take it from Tetsunori Nanpei, 39 years old, who tried to enter the Niiza Senior High School in Japan wearing a schoolgirl’s uniform, wig, and makeup.
“I came near the school because I wanted to show off my appearance, which was wearing the uniform, to the students of the school,” police quoted him as saying. “But [...]

A schoolboy in Poland learns first-hand the items of clothing he must learn to deftly remove from the opposite sex.
“From Pantaloons to G-strings” at the Museum of Industry in Opatowek, central Poland.

Earlier this week, Xinhua, China’s state-run news agency, issued an unusual public apology for publishing a doctored photograph of Tibetan wildlife frolicking near a high-speed train.
The deception — uncovered by Chinese Internet users who sniffed out a Photoshop scam in the award-winning picture — has brought on a big debate about media ethics, China’s troubled [...]

Fairy tale.

Well, apart from the burning, smelly hint that Grand Founder L. Ron Hubbard was actually a speculative fiction writer, and that the e-meter often detects pervy boners more than anything else (that was speculation, but hey!), here’s Nordenholz’s book to add to this massive bleeding diarrhea.
{Fun aside: Tom Cruise scientologese}

For our latest mission, three agents entered a Starbucks one by one with their own giant desktop computer and CRT monitor. They bought coffee and worked at their computers as if they were laptops. One computer even had a Wi-Fi card installed, enabling our agent to surf the web.
– Improv Everywhere, always causing scenes like [...]

Jimmy Kimmel, in a post-Sarah Silverman Fucks Matt Damon youtubes extravaganza, launches his own Ben Affleck-Harrison Ford-Brad Pitt-Basically Everyone In Hollywood outfucking youtubes extravaganza. And you thought Borat sniffing Ken Davitian’s scrotum was funny.

Rufus Terrill, owner of the frequently drug dealt-with, petty thieved, vandalized O’Terrills bar in Atlanta, has become so angry and pushed to mad scientist genius level, making him actually capable of creating this security robot patrol. Rufus swears it actually scares off criminals. Death rays, drug-detecting Bruce Lee robot punching hands from hell, metal leg [...]

A bunch of guys transformed a toilet bowl from something you shit into, into something that forces you to crap on anything else except the toilet bowl.

“Stand by your ham,” the new pop sensation. Soon to be a hit among blow-job-loving cops, politicians with a passion for airport urinals, menschy Russian dictators, sodomizing clergy, impossible-to-bother award-winning authors, and the bovine wonders in Howl’s Moving Castle.
Mmmkay, that’s basically everyone who is anyone.

The rocket carrying the WINDS satellite — a joint project of the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) and Mitsubishi Heavy Industries — has been launched. The satellite would make Internet speeds of up to 1.2 gygabytes per second possible. Millions of easy erections follow.

The lengths Google would go to for its Gmail campaign in Russia.

Pi. Normally it’s just awesome. Now it will sing.

“Don’t talk back to darth vader, he’ll getcha.”
George Lucas, your ass is hers.

From the person who brought us Kiki’s Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, the wonderful pigs in Spirited Away and the bouncing Anne Bancroft Great Expectations heads in Spirited Away comes, as everybody knows, Howl’s Moving Castle. And from someone who loves Kiki’s Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, [...]

Jussipussi. So “jussi” like a real skank.
There’s tons more after the jump.