SKIRMISHER

Take it from Tetsunori Nanpei, 39 years old, who tried to enter the Niiza Senior High School in Japan wearing a schoolgirl’s uniform, wig, and makeup.
“I came near the school because I wanted to show off my appearance, which was wearing the uniform, to the students of the school,” police quoted him as saying. “But […]

A schoolboy in Poland learns first-hand the items of clothing he must learn to deftly remove from the opposite sex.
“From Pantaloons to G-strings” at the Museum of Industry in Opatowek, central Poland.

Earlier this week, Xinhua, China’s state-run news agency, issued an unusual public apology for publishing a doctored photograph of Tibetan wildlife frolicking near a high-speed train.
The deception — uncovered by Chinese Internet users who sniffed out a Photoshop scam in the award-winning picture — has brought on a big debate about media ethics, China’s troubled […]

Fairy tale.

Well, apart from the burning, smelly hint that Grand Founder L. Ron Hubbard was actually a speculative fiction writer, and that the e-meter often detects pervy boners more than anything else (that was speculation, but hey!), here’s Nordenholz’s book to add to this massive bleeding diarrhea.
{Fun aside: Tom Cruise scientologese}

For our latest mission, three agents entered a Starbucks one by one with their own giant desktop computer and CRT monitor. They bought coffee and worked at their computers as if they were laptops. One computer even had a Wi-Fi card installed, enabling our agent to surf the web.
– Improv Everywhere, always causing scenes like […]

Jimmy Kimmel, in a post-Sarah Silverman Fucks Matt Damon youtubes extravaganza, launches his own Ben Affleck-Harrison Ford-Brad Pitt-Basically Everyone In Hollywood outfucking youtubes extravaganza. And you thought Borat sniffing Ken Davitian’s scrotum was funny.