SKIRMISHER

Of course, having a boob job is “expensive” for the ordinary flat-chested girl. But what if you win in the amazing national New Boobs contest? Which was exactly what happened with Sarah Jane Pippard, and this is her story that we shamelessly stole from the ever-reliable, exceedingly respectable, 10-million-percent factual The Sun.
I can’t believe it. [...]

If you’re seriously reading this, you’re either: (a) a douche bag; or (b) have been in the awesome presence of a douchebag. Either way, even in douchebag kingdom, professional matters. And how much professional can you get with the Douche Card: a box contains 25 cards bearing the most loved words in the world. Now [...]

So who’s yo daddy — of theoretical physics? Stephen Hawking!

* We’ve seen the real Popeye; have you?
* And the nominees for the Robot Award are…
* 100 best flash games. All free. All wonderful time wasters.
* World Clock: see how many people die in real time. Around the world. Oh, it also has other things.
* The DESERTEC is Europe’s way of squeezing huge amounts of [...]

Awesome entrepreneur “Mr. Fhartz” sells these fine poop tubes so men won’t have to sit down taking a dump. Totally classy.

Some words of reassurance from these “un-love mercs”:
Sometimes you don’t want to dump him or her in person. Sometimes you don’t even want to do it over the phone. So you send an email to say that your relationship is finished.
But you waste precious time trying to figure out just what to write. Worry no [...]

A bunch of folks just killing time.
Next: how to kill unsuspecting people with cars falling from sky.

* So how does an Airbus A340 say hello to an immovable concrete wall?
* The short, sad, unbearably painful lives of the “Radium Girls.” And the happy immortality of the corporation that fucked them over.
* “Homophobia. Check. Don’t give a fuck. Check. Obnoxious product purchases. Check. OMG, I’m an asshole!”
* Emma Clarke, the voice of [...]