SKIRMISHER

* Groundbreaking news: pretty women are more attractive than ugly women. Damn! And all the while we had no idea!
* A journey inside Moma, Google’s intranet.
* The Economist: the world in 2008, a time when many people end up sorely pissed off. And by that, we mean same old.
* If your brain had testicles [...]

We don’t know about you, but these dancin’ and rappin’ dudes from Singapore’s Media Development Authority look like a fun bunch of people. Who knew Singapore’s senior management are all gay, even the gay ones? And here we were thinking the fine folks in Singapore will bitch-slap you as much as you mention the word [...]

The keywords here are “vertical take-off and landing” (VTOL), and these are the aircraft of the future. The videos provide an awesome glimpse into what you can expect in the years to come.
Robot helicopters and aeroplanes capable of perching on steep surfaces are being developed by two separate US researchers. They say such drone aircraft [...]

In sports photography, as in comedy, it’s all about brilliant timing.

* The Bible is full of ass-kicking verses not even Chuck Norris could handle.
* When God throws a tantrum, He uses these huge chunks of divine ice.
* The missing Kansas girl was Emily Sanders by day, teen porn star Zoey Zane [NSFW] by night.
* India’s Sampat Pal Devi forms the “pink gang“: sari-wearing tough women [...]

We all got crazy over Barats and Bereta’s wildly viral “Mantage” vid (which you can conveniently click above!), so we thought about throwing some of these thoroughly profound, totally non-retarded questions to the dudes themselves. And they were nice enough to actually answer them.
…
Skirmisher: Now that you’re so famous, with every dude who knows how [...]

Bruce Steed hilariously demonstrates, with cheesy music and porn voice, that your wife should always be the hottest thing in the house, no matter what the hell she’s doing.

Of course, having a boob job is “expensive” for the ordinary flat-chested girl. But what if you win in the amazing national New Boobs contest? Which was exactly what happened with Sarah Jane Pippard, and this is her story that we shamelessly stole from the ever-reliable, exceedingly respectable, 10-million-percent factual The Sun.
I can’t believe it. [...]

If you’re seriously reading this, you’re either: (a) a douche bag; or (b) have been in the awesome presence of a douchebag. Either way, even in douchebag kingdom, professional matters. And how much professional can you get with the Douche Card: a box contains 25 cards bearing the most loved words in the world. Now [...]

So who’s yo daddy — of theoretical physics? Stephen Hawking!

* We’ve seen the real Popeye; have you?
* And the nominees for the Robot Award are…
* 100 best flash games. All free. All wonderful time wasters.
* World Clock: see how many people die in real time. Around the world. Oh, it also has other things.
* The DESERTEC is Europe’s way of squeezing huge amounts of [...]

Awesome entrepreneur “Mr. Fhartz” sells these fine poop tubes so men won’t have to sit down taking a dump. Totally classy.

Some words of reassurance from these “un-love mercs”:
Sometimes you don’t want to dump him or her in person. Sometimes you don’t even want to do it over the phone. So you send an email to say that your relationship is finished.
But you waste precious time trying to figure out just what to write. Worry no [...]

A bunch of folks just killing time.
Next: how to kill unsuspecting people with cars falling from sky.

* So how does an Airbus A340 say hello to an immovable concrete wall?
* The short, sad, unbearably painful lives of the “Radium Girls.” And the happy immortality of the corporation that fucked them over.
* “Homophobia. Check. Don’t give a fuck. Check. Obnoxious product purchases. Check. OMG, I’m an asshole!”
* Emma Clarke, the voice of [...]

Hi guys! Christmas is coming! And what can make it better for you and your loved ones than giving them amazing gifts they’d kill their puppies for! So check out this site (peppered with all the GIFs you’d ever want in your life), which features a wide array of classy gifts like the Hillary Nutcracker, [...]