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* Astronauts finally discover that the Space Station’s vibrations are being caused by metal-on-metal grating, and not by good old astronaut-on-astronaut hardcore action.
* University of Utah scientists have created worms (C. elegans) as gay as a row of moustache-twirling reality TV show judges.
* What you’ve always wanted to know about the secrets of Internet bandwidth [...]

Just another of those skills that will help you get laid.

And remember, mom: the earlier you start them, the better sluts they shall become!

The cake is actually mine. But what you don’t see are the three live ninja guinea pigs buried underneath it, all ready to spring into action the moment a fork hits the center. Awesome!

Shockingly, the White House had, after all, a ready-made speech drafted by presidential speechwriter William Safire for President Richard Nixon, just in case Apollo 11 (carrying famous astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin) would meet something tragic during that historic year of 1969.
Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore [...]

Although this giant squid took home the gold at this year’s Kinetic Artbot Robogames event, many people feel (yes, all three of them) that the silver medalist R/C Steam Centipede from Taiwan should have gotten the top prize. Aside from the sense of steam punk romanticism invoked by the Centipede, it’s also cool to look [...]

What fabulously worked with other people like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian wouldn’t really fly with somebody from Asia, it seems. After Vietnamese star Hoang Thuy Linh’s sex video began populating the interwebs, thereby inspiring her hordes of teenaged fans to fuck their peers like what they’d do anyway, things are no longer the same [...]

* Japan’s “Great Robot Exhibition” is a must see.
* The wedge-proof underwear and other crazy inventions we’re hoping somebody actually builds.
* If the White House were an animal, it would be a fucking ostrich burying its fucking head in the fucking sand.
* Growing human eyeballs in the lab is not actually for food.
* Oh, alright. [...]