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Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte isn’t really just being uncaring and unthoughtful. He actually had a “silver object” to give to the Pope on Monday, promise! And it was so awesome Murphy’s Law (a force more powerful than that of the Vatican) caused it to appropriately go missing somewhere between France and Italy. Of course, the […]

From what we hear, four kids with some sense of humor and calling themselves People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots had robots carry “protest signs” that say “Make code not war,” “Thou shalt not press others’ kill switch,” and “Extendable arms are for hugging,” during an exciting robot-kill-robot event called “Robot Conflict.” Alright, it’s […]

* Just in case you’re wondering if Kim Kardashian’s big hot ass is real, here’s Playboy’s burning gospel of truth. But don’t be looking for pubic hair.
* Google’s cobbling together a creature called “Maka Maka” to hopefully devour Microsoft’s shiny new Facebook bitch.
* How John Papandripoulos ramped up the Internet.
* The outrageous stupid shit people […]

Remember how Stalin had lots of fun with photographs? Well, it wasn’t only him, but also Adolf Hitler, Mao Tse Tung, Oprah Winfrey, and basically everyone who is anyone!
And considering the apparent popularity of slicing one’s head and placing it on a better model’s body, we’re pointing you to another awesome specimen: Angelica Panganiban.

OMG, Paul Croft’s “Albus Dumbledore” back tattoo is now freaking him out! You know, since JK Rowling outed the character, Paul couldn’t walk a block without looking over his shoulders for fear of somebody jumping on him and vigorously begin humping his ass.
Proud Paul, 36, spent a YEAR having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his […]

The Halloween costume that PWNS all other Halloween costumes.

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Each of these Worth1000 photoshop jobs paint a thousand words on the high-falutin’ topic of zombie-ness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3o2Q-YLPw

Quick!: what has four dicks, two of which retract like a Decepticon penis, and looks so cute you never thought it knew anything about sex?
The spiny anteater’s (Tachyglossus aculeatus) four-headed phallus had been puzzling scientists. “When we tried to collect semen by [electrically-stimulated ejaculation] before, not only did we not get a single drop, but […]