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We don’t freaking understand it, but maybe little girls would have no excuses.

If you’re like us who have spent days pondering that same question, well, ponder no more.

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See that headline? It’s not only corny, it’s cornichon, isn’t it? Well, the thing is, we’re sure there’s quite a long-term beneficial reason why researchers at the University of Tokyo spent time building the leaping-and-landing robot called Mowgli, instead of staying at home and fucking the brains out of their expensive silicone love dolls, but [...]

The i.c. Hexapod robot from Micromagicsystems “responds to and recognizes the human beings it encounters.” It knows a human face, knows how to remember it, and will also take a photo of it and publish it on its personal hexapod blog. Kind of cute until somebody begins arming these toys with little machine guns and [...]

These probably-misleading-but-fun-to-spread photos of Romania are the kind of crap that make our day.

Even if she doesn’t really, really want to, Gina Elise flashes her panties and makes these poses reminiscent of those 1940s pin-ups to help the USA’s hospitalized vet’rans! How thoughtful! Now those who have lost totally expendable body parts and walk the Earth with melted faces, thanks to some great Iraqi adventure, can gaze at [...]

According to the US Navy, MySpace teens are actually aliens, and goes to great lengths in reaching out to these creatures and understanding their language by including hastily cobbled-together crude translation of the aliens’ most used words in its recent presentation.

But the US Navy is far from being discouraged; they’ve been cracking the code to [...]