Cool Bike-car Combo

This is a car-bike combination whose provenance we don’t know. We have speculations, which are of course all so wonderfully worthless. So the useful thing we can do is gaze at them amazing pictures.
More photos after the jump.

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The Shenis: Women’s Golden 12-inch Penis

The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.
To be honest, I can’t wait for […]

You Know It’s Truly Fucked Up When You See Fragments Of Somebody’s Brain Lying Around

This is a brain fragment of supposedly a young student beaten to death in Burma’s (Myanmar’s) currently raging “Saffron Revolution.” The “100% factual and totally accurate” Wikipedia is breathlessly tracking the events right as we sit comfortably in our couches thousands of miles away from that hell.
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“Tongue Piercing Almost Killed A Young Woman”

Lacey Filosa, 20, would like to thank a local tongue-piercing shop for almost killing her and making her spend half a million dollars just to be freaking alive.

The Best Phone Prank In The Whole Wide World

Made to bust the balls of the people everybody hates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Mutant Algae To Drive The Engines Of Tomorrow

…but Anastasios Melis, a plant- and microbial-biology professor at the University of California, Berkeley, believes that genetically engineered versions of the tiny green organisms have a good shot at being a viable source for hydrogen.
Melis has created mutant algae that make better use of sunlight than their natural cousins do. This could increase the hydrogen […]

Saudi Divorce Makes Our Day

A Saudi man divorced his wife for being alone with “another man.” And by “another man,” we mean “watching alone a TV show hosted by a male anchor.”

The Catholic League Posts Photos Of Gay Leather Fetish Festival

Photos of gay people in leather whips and chains have been posted on Catholic Online. Why would the Catholic League do that? Because they’re all proudly gay, of course! What do you think priests and altar boys do when it’s not Sunday? Actually, those were snapshots of the Folsom Street Festival, which everybody knows ceases […]