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This is a car-bike combination whose provenance we don’t know. We have speculations, which are of course all so wonderfully worthless. So the useful thing we can do is gaze at them amazing pictures.
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The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.
To be honest, I can’t wait for [...]

This is a brain fragment of supposedly a young student beaten to death in Burma’s (Myanmar’s) currently raging “Saffron Revolution.” The “100% factual and totally accurate” Wikipedia is breathlessly tracking the events right as we sit comfortably in our couches thousands of miles away from that hell.
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Lacey Filosa, 20, would like to thank a local tongue-piercing shop for almost killing her and making her spend half a million dollars just to be freaking alive.

Made to bust the balls of the people everybody hates.

…but Anastasios Melis, a plant- and microbial-biology professor at the University of California, Berkeley, believes that genetically engineered versions of the tiny green organisms have a good shot at being a viable source for hydrogen.
Melis has created mutant algae that make better use of sunlight than their natural cousins do. This could increase the hydrogen [...]

A Saudi man divorced his wife for being alone with “another man.” And by “another man,” we mean “watching alone a TV show hosted by a male anchor.”

Photos of gay people in leather whips and chains have been posted on Catholic Online. Why would the Catholic League do that? Because they’re all proudly gay, of course! What do you think priests and altar boys do when it’s not Sunday? Actually, those were snapshots of the Folsom Street Festival, which everybody knows ceases [...]

We don’t freaking understand it, but maybe little girls would have no excuses.

If you’re like us who have spent days pondering that same question, well, ponder no more.

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See that headline? It’s not only corny, it’s cornichon, isn’t it? Well, the thing is, we’re sure there’s quite a long-term beneficial reason why researchers at the University of Tokyo spent time building the leaping-and-landing robot called Mowgli, instead of staying at home and fucking the brains out of their expensive silicone love dolls, but [...]

The i.c. Hexapod robot from Micromagicsystems “responds to and recognizes the human beings it encounters.” It knows a human face, knows how to remember it, and will also take a photo of it and publish it on its personal hexapod blog. Kind of cute until somebody begins arming these toys with little machine guns and [...]

These probably-misleading-but-fun-to-spread photos of Romania are the kind of crap that make our day.

Even if she doesn’t really, really want to, Gina Elise flashes her panties and makes these poses reminiscent of those 1940s pin-ups to help the USA’s hospitalized vet’rans! How thoughtful! Now those who have lost totally expendable body parts and walk the Earth with melted faces, thanks to some great Iraqi adventure, can gaze at [...]

According to the US Navy, MySpace teens are actually aliens, and goes to great lengths in reaching out to these creatures and understanding their language by including hastily cobbled-together crude translation of the aliens’ most used words in its recent presentation.

But the US Navy is far from being discouraged; they’ve been cracking the code to [...]

If you want to bang this girl, you’ll have to be bigger than that motherfucking shit.