SKIRMISHER

Earth experiences a grand mal seizure and froths in the mouth, and the mouth we speak of is apparently the north shoreline of Sydney, Australia.
Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards’ centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.
One minute a group of […]

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* The Burning Man burns — five days early and contrary to everyone’s expectations.
* Hell hath no fury than a rock-tossing woman scorned.
* Ludwig van Beethoven was unknowingly killed by his doctor with lead poisoning.
* Rape victim […]

The first three months of a panda bear baby look like the first three months of a rat, until cuteness overload takes over.

Because shit is.

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When he’s not scheming how to get laid, Plymouth University (UK) student Steven Nicholson studies graphic communications with typography, which normally requires one (we presume) to spend unholy lengths of time romancing with hole punchers. So no one’s really surprised when he came up with a self-portrait made of punched holes. Now Steven can finally […]

We’re sure this will work at children’s parties.

Ah, the sneaky art of peeing into your boss’s coffee. A beautiful thing when it works, but quite a nightmare when you didn’t know somebody smeared superglue on the cup’s rim.
Just as I stepped out of the office, my friend John, who hates the boss just as much as I do, stepped in and, to […]

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