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Finally, somebody realized men don’t really like pictures of other naked men to sell them underwear.

In a world awash with fat, greasy Internet-adoring dudes, these “hot chicks” leave a smoldering wake of either uniqueness, intellect, or just irresistible sex appeal that make our dicks subconsciously nod in assent to whatever piece they’ve offered us. Ladies and gentlemen, here are the seven women you should know when you’re sloshing through the [...]

British artist Jonathan Yeo used porn mag clippings in making this George Bush portrait, which he created after having been “decommissioned” from doing a real, nice portrait of the President. Aside from the fun of letting us spot as many pussies and blow jobs on this image, it also gives us some very relevant perspective [...]

Meanwhile, in Austin, Minnesota, 94 students (at least one of them in a chicken suit) and a tunnel stop traffic.

* Estrella Benavides, yeah, that crazy girl, covers her house once again with frantic messages from God.
* There’s a new rage right now, and it involves using your penis as a wonderful puppet.
* Ten crazy things people try to sell on Amazon.
* Half of this man’s skull is no more because of a stupid fridge.
* [...]

If it’s Boy Butter, it must be good.

The goat is waiting in anticipation too!

If you find plucking your eyebrows painful, just imagine how this feels.

BTW, I’m posting this from work. Booyah!

If you’ve been looking for effective ways to sell that Brooklyn bridge to stupid people, you should ask Gary Dahl. He happens to be the guy who “invented” the Pet Rock and sold 5 million of ‘em pebbles in the 1970s.
The pet rock sold for $3.95 and estimates state Dahl sold over 5 million of [...]

Earth experiences a grand mal seizure and froths in the mouth, and the mouth we speak of is apparently the north shoreline of Sydney, Australia.
Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards’ centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.
One minute a group of [...]

* US Sen. Larry Craig’s new song, “I am SO not gay” becomes a hit in airport restrooms everywhere
* The Burning Man burns — five days early and contrary to everyone’s expectations.
* Hell hath no fury than a rock-tossing woman scorned.
* Ludwig van Beethoven was unknowingly killed by his doctor with lead poisoning.
* Rape victim [...]

The first three months of a panda bear baby look like the first three months of a rat, until cuteness overload takes over.

Because shit is.

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When he’s not scheming how to get laid, Plymouth University (UK) student Steven Nicholson studies graphic communications with typography, which normally requires one (we presume) to spend unholy lengths of time romancing with hole punchers. So no one’s really surprised when he came up with a self-portrait made of punched holes. Now Steven can finally [...]

We’re sure this will work at children’s parties.

Ah, the sneaky art of peeing into your boss’s coffee. A beautiful thing when it works, but quite a nightmare when you didn’t know somebody smeared superglue on the cup’s rim.
Just as I stepped out of the office, my friend John, who hates the boss just as much as I do, stepped in and, to [...]

Smile.

Alex Trebek’s Jeopardy outtakes are much more interesting when you take away the bullshit.