SKIRMISHER

Finally, somebody realized men don’t really like pictures of other naked men to sell them underwear.

In a world awash with fat, greasy Internet-adoring dudes, these “hot chicks” leave a smoldering wake of either uniqueness, intellect, or just irresistible sex appeal that make our dicks subconsciously nod in assent to whatever piece they’ve offered us. Ladies and gentlemen, here are the seven women you should know when you’re sloshing through the […]

British artist Jonathan Yeo used porn mag clippings in making this George Bush portrait, which he created after having been “decommissioned” from doing a real, nice portrait of the President. Aside from the fun of letting us spot as many pussies and blow jobs on this image, it also gives us some very relevant perspective […]

Meanwhile, in Austin, Minnesota, 94 students (at least one of them in a chicken suit) and a tunnel stop traffic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHT_ufv2iY8

* Estrella Benavides, yeah, that crazy girl, covers her house once again with frantic messages from God.
* There’s a new rage right now, and it involves using your penis as a wonderful puppet.
* Ten crazy things people try to sell on Amazon.
* Half of this man’s skull is no more because of a stupid fridge.
* […]

If it’s Boy Butter, it must be good.

The goat is waiting in anticipation too!

If you find plucking your eyebrows painful, just imagine how this feels.

BTW, I’m posting this from work. Booyah!

If you’ve been looking for effective ways to sell that Brooklyn bridge to stupid people, you should ask Gary Dahl. He happens to be the guy who “invented” the Pet Rock and sold 5 million of ‘em pebbles in the 1970s.
The pet rock sold for $3.95 and estimates state Dahl sold over 5 million of […]