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So if you happen to see somebody fucking a cow, that’s a vegansexual.
Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal […]

1. Nut-tus Crackus - effective only against male Death Eaters.
2. Knickerus Disappearus - The spell everybody’s reserving for Hermione once she gets legal.
3. Biggus Dickus — Dumbledore’s favorite spell. Works like Viagra.

Japanese architect Shigeru Ban unveiled his most recent work — a paper bridge over the Gardon River in southern France.
Built half a mile from the Pont du Gard — a section of ancient Roman bridge classed as a UN World Heritage site — Shigeru’s cardboard-tube structure is strong enough to carry 20 people at a […]

Just in case you’re wondering about dinner, and there’s a spare slave sleeping in some back room, knowing the culinary properties of our fellow man might help you decide which sauces will go well with, you know, that human flesh thing.
“I took a big swallow of wine, a helping of rice, and thoughtfully ate half […]

We couldn’t see any long-term sense in building or driving this wooden car, but looking at pictures and a video helps us imagine with glee when this piece of beauty smashes against a wall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq6q9cbXM0A

It will bother some people why they’re reading this only now.
Most guys know about the nice guy paradox. It’s where they’ve been told since they were young — both by women and by society in general — that women like “nice” guys. And because they’ve been told this over and over, most guys grow up […]

Only those cute Japanese girls doing those strange moves are saving us from Uniqlock-induced grand epileptic fits.

At its simplest level, Faceball involves two people hitting beach balls at each other’s faces. But it’s actually much, much more than that. Really.