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So if you happen to see somebody fucking a cow, that’s a vegansexual.
Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.
The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal [...]

1. Nut-tus Crackus – effective only against male Death Eaters.
2. Knickerus Disappearus – The spell everybody’s reserving for Hermione once she gets legal.
3. Biggus Dickus — Dumbledore’s favorite spell. Works like Viagra.

Japanese architect Shigeru Ban unveiled his most recent work — a paper bridge over the Gardon River in southern France.
Built half a mile from the Pont du Gard — a section of ancient Roman bridge classed as a UN World Heritage site — Shigeru’s cardboard-tube structure is strong enough to carry 20 people at a [...]

Just in case you’re wondering about dinner, and there’s a spare slave sleeping in some back room, knowing the culinary properties of our fellow man might help you decide which sauces will go well with, you know, that human flesh thing.
“I took a big swallow of wine, a helping of rice, and thoughtfully ate half [...]

We couldn’t see any long-term sense in building or driving this wooden car, but looking at pictures and a video helps us imagine with glee when this piece of beauty smashes against a wall.

It will bother some people why they’re reading this only now.
Most guys know about the nice guy paradox. It’s where they’ve been told since they were young — both by women and by society in general — that women like “nice” guys. And because they’ve been told this over and over, most guys grow up [...]

Only those cute Japanese girls doing those strange moves are saving us from Uniqlock-induced grand epileptic fits.

At its simplest level, Faceball involves two people hitting beach balls at each other’s faces. But it’s actually much, much more than that. Really.

The DigitalSpace Commons, a Santa Cruz, Calif.-based company that develops an open-source 3D rendering system, has come up with the design for a new NASA spacecraft and a mission that could eventually allow humans to land on and explore an asteroid, or so-called near-Earth objects (NEO). The privately held company plans to unveil the design [...]

Nothing like a good mile-high fucking-somebody’s-wife-on-an-airplane anecdote from Sir Richard Branson to start your day.
“I was sitting in economy on a Freddie Laker flight, next to this very attractive lady, as we headed to Los Angeles,” said the boss of Virgin Atlantic.
“We got chatting and it went a bit further. And it was every man’s [...]

If your Indian hooker for the night suddenly recites romantic couplets or bursts into song, she’s probably an avid contributor to Red Light Despatch, the new exclusive magazine for exactly these types of girls.
Launched six months ago, the magazine is a platform for the collective memories, nostalgia and dreams of the sex worker community and [...]

All hail the white lord of the cubicle farm.
Or how making the wrong ad puts a shoe up a copywriter’s ass.

When in doubt, press.

We were informed that this year’s bull run in Pamplona, Spain, was indeed one of the best bull runs when it comes to seeing people ending up on the business end of a bull’s horns, like Norwegian Christopher Neiff’s right leg (shown in the photo). Ooops, vomit.

Sweden’s medical negligence board, HSAN, is to investigate the case of a boy who had a six centimetre lollipop stick up his nose for eleven months. None of the seven doctors who examined him in that time managed to find it.
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Because watching TV is ultimately inescapable.

From the Why Is This News? Department, a Ferrari was spotted last week burning to a heap of erstwhile-expensive ashes somewhere in the south of Manila, Philippines. Click to enlarge.

More of the you-know-what after the jump.