SKIRMISHER

A weird twist has just come up regarding the grisly and mysterious Benoit double murder-suicide case. And this concerns edit-friendly Wikipedia:

News of Nancy Benoit’s death was inexplicably posted on Wikipedia 14 hours before the police discovered the bodies. This was initially reported on Wikinews and later on FOXNews.com. The original posting read: “Chris Benoit was replaced by […]

“And so Watson discovers that paying $400 for some nice airline seat gives him the enviable privilege of being the sole audience to the sounds and smells of the aircraft lavatory.”

These two blokes in Shanghai take professionalism to a new, hitherto-unheard-of level that they will completely resist non-statue-like behavior no matter what happens. You don’t believe us? Try to pee on them and see!

We love this kid — he’s so profound hungry crows are pecking at our bread crumbs-encrusted genitals and we don’t even notice it.

Three words: enlightenment.

In some countries, marriage is punishment for playing “Stairway to heaven.”

This is what happens when a very drunk horse and a zebra find themselves in the car’s backseat.

If there’s anything good coming out of the war, it’s the ready availability of “lady business.”
Celebrating National Family Week has just made a morbid turn.
Metro Sweden gives you big bags of cash for blogging.
Armada of plastic ducks returns to the UK.
Don’t ever touch Bill Barnes’ very sensitive wallet.
Oh, and Liz Claiborne is dead.
Serbian farmer Zivomir […]