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We don’t know about you, but caring about the environment and being ultimately hands-on about it can sometimes be an invitation for an angry kick connecting with your ass.

Find and unman the chosen one, you must.

Sangaria’s fake alcoholic drinks, called Kodomo no nomimono (children’s drink), are being sold to Japanese kids to let them pretend they’re having a booze-filled good time.
The “beer,” “flavored like apple juice, foams at the top when poured into a glass.” Oh, and don’t forget giving them their own maid-costumed sex dolls to make sure the [...]

The “snake” you see above is actually a limbless lizard, representing a new species from the genus Sepsophis, and discovered in India. We knew those clever snake charmers were actually using badass limbless lizards!
“Preliminary scientific study reveals that the lizard belongs to the genus Sepsophis,” said Sushil Kumar Dutta, who led a team of researchers [...]

Geniuses from the Dark Ages have survived, and they have a website, with precious gems of intellectual conversations that runs like the following:
Q: “Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?”
A: It’s a conspiracy
Q: “What about NASA? Don’t they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?”
A: NASA is part [...]

These spectacular mammatus clouds are awesome simply because breasts are awesome.

Fans everywhere have leered and fap-fap-fapped over pole-vaulting sensation Allison Stokke’s admittedly hot photos, and now the girl’s all freaked out and haunted by nightmares of middle-aged guys holding a boxful of fascinating sex toys darkening her doorstep.
The wave of attention has steamrolled Stokke and her family in Newport Beach, Calif. She is recognized — [...]

Naughty headline writer does it again!