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We tried imagining a gazillion ways how to give a clever answer to that, but even the intrepid tech guy himself could only shit in his pants.

Jamison Stone’s “I killed Hogzilla 2!” claim was so good, awe-inspiring, and basically helped us flush some turd down the toilet, that many other bastards and us bought the whole greasy bacon. It turns out this fine 11-year-old kid, helped in many delightful ways by his Internet-savvy dad, we presume, faked the whole pig, as [...]

We had never thought that it takes a huge effort to become as horribly ugly as Michael Jackson on a daily basis, until this guy opened our eyes. Now we respect Michael more than ever for having the dedication and consistency of facing the world and looking like complete shit.

One clever Levi’s display window.

Forget about hedgehogs; this page should surfeit you with so much cuteness your eyes will glaze with something that could kill diabetics.

The only thing missing here is a third couple from some stone-age tribe doing it like animals. That would be priceless.
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While some people we know would like to rape these cute spiky animals, folks at the UK’s Prickly Ball Farm Hospital are giving these newborn orphans milk and much TLC. Don’t they just wake the thorny, caring things in us.

We all know the smart-assed answer when asked nicely about “Which tasty beverage would you like to go with that Big Kahuna, sir?” No, it’s not “Go and fuck yo’self!” It’s “Whatever, anything,” often punctuated with a huge, deep shrug exuding profound existential loss.
And what do you know, Singaporean entrepreneur Johnson Tan of Out of [...]

We don’t know about you, but caring about the environment and being ultimately hands-on about it can sometimes be an invitation for an angry kick connecting with your ass.

Find and unman the chosen one, you must.

Sangaria’s fake alcoholic drinks, called Kodomo no nomimono (children’s drink), are being sold to Japanese kids to let them pretend they’re having a booze-filled good time.
The “beer,” “flavored like apple juice, foams at the top when poured into a glass.” Oh, and don’t forget giving them their own maid-costumed sex dolls to make sure the [...]

The “snake” you see above is actually a limbless lizard, representing a new species from the genus Sepsophis, and discovered in India. We knew those clever snake charmers were actually using badass limbless lizards!
“Preliminary scientific study reveals that the lizard belongs to the genus Sepsophis,” said Sushil Kumar Dutta, who led a team of researchers [...]

Geniuses from the Dark Ages have survived, and they have a website, with precious gems of intellectual conversations that runs like the following:
Q: “Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?”
A: It’s a conspiracy
Q: “What about NASA? Don’t they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?”
A: NASA is part [...]

These spectacular mammatus clouds are awesome simply because breasts are awesome.

Fans everywhere have leered and fap-fap-fapped over pole-vaulting sensation Allison Stokke’s admittedly hot photos, and now the girl’s all freaked out and haunted by nightmares of middle-aged guys holding a boxful of fascinating sex toys darkening her doorstep.
The wave of attention has steamrolled Stokke and her family in Newport Beach, Calif. She is recognized — [...]

Naughty headline writer does it again!

Chen Yan’s favorite past time these days is dressing up and spending some money to copy Mao Zedong’s hair, and walking around kissing babies. She uncannily resembles the old strongman that for a moment there our instinct was to duck and wait for shit to fly. Now that she got your attention, give her some [...]