SKIRMISHER

We tried imagining a gazillion ways how to give a clever answer to that, but even the intrepid tech guy himself could only shit in his pants.

Jamison Stone’s “I killed Hogzilla 2!” claim was so good, awe-inspiring, and basically helped us flush some turd down the toilet, that many other bastards and us bought the whole greasy bacon. It turns out this fine 11-year-old kid, helped in many delightful ways by his Internet-savvy dad, we presume, faked the whole pig, as […]

We had never thought that it takes a huge effort to become as horribly ugly as Michael Jackson on a daily basis, until this guy opened our eyes. Now we respect Michael more than ever for having the dedication and consistency of facing the world and looking like complete shit.

One clever Levi’s display window.

Forget about hedgehogs; this page should surfeit you with so much cuteness your eyes will glaze with something that could kill diabetics.

The only thing missing here is a third couple from some stone-age tribe doing it like animals. That would be priceless.
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While some people we know would like to rape these cute spiky animals, folks at the UK’s Prickly Ball Farm Hospital are giving these newborn orphans milk and much TLC. Don’t they just wake the thorny, caring things in us.

We all know the smart-assed answer when asked nicely about “Which tasty beverage would you like to go with that Big Kahuna, sir?” No, it’s not “Go and fuck yo’self!” It’s “Whatever, anything,” often punctuated with a huge, deep shrug exuding profound existential loss.
And what do you know, Singaporean entrepreneur Johnson Tan of Out of […]