SKIRMISHER

Whoever’s the genius who did this, expect him to also take you literally when you say, “You know what, I think I can shove a baseball bat up Uranus.”

The interwebs is on fire with the latest web sensation — the super-exciting, white-knuckle fun of watching a huge chunk of Cheddar cheese attract mold and mature! Brought to you by the fun people at West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVMt9ECdOjA

Time-lapse video of the Cheddar cheese’s first three months.
Next blockbuster: watching paint dry! Yay!

Howling dogs doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re seeing scary stuff that we humans don’t. But they could be going through those freaky times that some of us sometimes suffer.
Man’s best friend may have a new best friend after Eli Lilly and Co. won U.S. approval to sell its former blockbuster antidepressant Prozac to treat misbehaving […]

Get a plastic bag and a couple of aspirins ready.

This Adsense ad will show you what to do when “you’ve got testicles.”

We’re pretty sure some robot with penis envy did this. View the ad in its full context here.

Mark Jenkins creates these street installations of fake people and objects, and leaves them lying around the city, inspiring confusion and awe among passersby.

More here.

A still unidentified man barged into the kitchen of London’s Zizzi pizza restaurant, took a huge knife, jumped on a table, and hacked off his own penis. The restaurant staff, although very much impressed with the man’s display of selfless loyalty, refused to toss the severed penis among the toppings for a special hastily-cooked pepperoni […]

Thousands of poodle-loving Japanese ladies were genuinely shocked to learn that that innocent furry thing they’d taken as poodles were actually sheep.
Entire flocks of lambs were shipped over from the UK and Australia to Japan by an internet company and marketed as the latest ‘must have’ accessory.
But the scam was only spotted after a leading […]