‘Code Guardian’ And An Alternative, Mech-infested World War II

In animator Marco Spitoni’s CODE Guardian universe, World War II was fought by giant Mechs, taking away from real people all that heroic talk. But it’s fun to watch, and you need it like you need tin versions of Godzilla stomping on innocent Red Cross trucks. Or better, Hogzilla!
First Part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWBKSO4DvWk

Second Part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfSHV4zYMw

Kraft’s CoolWhip: A Delicious Blend Of Sugar, Condom Lube, Hemorrhoid Cream, And Lots Of Air

Wired takes one modern foodstuff apart and shows us its inner self.
Water
It’s the main ingredient. But like any whipped product, Cool Whip contains a high percentage of air. At 41 cents per ounce, you’re buying mostly water and air for just over twice what it would cost to whip real cream yourself.
Polysorbate 60
Polysorbates are made […]

Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are From Venus

For dogs, like men, “clean” is a four-letter word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TE79eJH7U0

Raging Against The Machine

Of the “Top 10 Reasons You Should Quit Your Job Today And Become A Freelancer,” this is just beauty:
Number 5: Only farmers should wake up that early.
Hah! Take that, silly farmers!
See the list of 10 here, and just quit.
And while you’re at it, you should check “10 Reasons Why You Should Never Get A Job,” […]

You Don’t Need Salvador Dali For Your Day’s Dose Of Melting Highways

A section of highway lies crumbled in Emeryville after a tanker carrying gasoline exploded early Sunday, April 29, 2007.

Jaw-dropping Images Of China

Chinese coal miners, and — surprise! — they’re still alive!

Just some of the billion people who make China such a wonderful place to hatch some powerful migraine.

Mother tries to breastfeed her triplets. Can you guess what she’ll use for the third baby? (Hint: it’s peeping at you like a little wiener right now).
More heartbreaking images […]

Amazing Pool Rings, Brought To You By Unemployment And Easy Access To A Public Pool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDeq07I6Moo

The Shoes That Will Make Any Foot Fetishist’s Testicles Retract In Envy

Looks so good you can almost smell it.