SKIRMISHER

The sophisticated ladies man in this photo wears a top-of-the-line, mindbendingly fashionable tuxedo that not only features prints of bacon strips, but also smells of authentic bacon. If you’re like us who have the habit of fielding the question, “What animal is that?” Let the tuxedo’s makers answer you:
There’s a theory that everything is better […]

Animal activists haven’t killed Knut, yet. So while waiting for the possibly high-heeled assassin, the cuddly man-eating (someday) polar bear finds time to show off his budding German physique to Vanity Fair, maybe to somehow reassure those people who are concerned about Knut’s “polar bear humiliation” for being brought up as a “pet” that he […]

When somebody said America is the fattest country in the world, our hearts bled. So we believe we’ve just found one effective slimming aid: lose much of the desire to eat just by looking at these blood-curdling photos of dead Mexican infants (click to enlarge for maximum efficacy), courtesy of our friends from the poor […]

You may still forward to your Boss’s secretary’s mobile phone that Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell heart-stopper, buy if you’re doing it in Beijing, you risk having your balls chewed by panda bears.
Beijing police on Tuesday said that anyone found guilty of sending sexually explicit messages could face a fine of up to 3,000 yuan […]

Bullshit-friendly East Is Red explains why this wax mango with Chairman Mao’s smiling face deserves a $600 price tag.
In August 1968 Chairman Mao was presented with Mangos, which he then redistributed to various teams in Beijing. Rather than consume these sacred mangos, they were preserved. And since the actual mangos could not be preserved indefinitely, […]

Just spotted on Boingboing, a pair of “absolutely adorable” otters “making out” in public.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno

This is what happens to your neck if you happen to meet an old world samurai warrior and manage to really, really piss him off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4TiiNhehzA

If you’re the sort of guy who is so manly you can eat live parrots while arching your right eyebrow without feeling any pang of gayness, but still somehow love to jullienne beans and host Tupperware parties, this manly silverware/tool set has been designed to specifically satisfy your varied interests.