February 28th, 2007
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Ronald Kuch is a lover of many things in life, so that when his girlfriend’s dog died, he couldn’t bear the idea of burying this fine animal — so he sodomized it.
Kuch is accused of sexual contact with the carcass of his girlfriend’s dog on Oct. 20, about a week after the animal had been […]
February 28th, 2007
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Variety’s Todd McCarthy gushes, “Possibly nowhere outside of gay porn have so many broad shoulders, bulging biceps and ripped torsos been seen onscreen as in 300.”
If that’s not a prelude to a fun orgy of men expressing their love for fellow men in tough, shiny armor, we don’t know what is. Nevertheless, we’re excited; who […]
February 28th, 2007
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There’s something so unspeakably heartbreaking when incredibly audacious people attempt (and succeed) in conning a nice, deliriously luxurious thing called Gucci. The ad you see above is fake, but the prankster (posing in it beside a bottle of the perfume) had it published on the Swiss weekly SonntagsZeitung, which was then told to send the […]
February 28th, 2007
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Thanks to the [exactly] five people who voted for us and catapulted us into the shining blogging firmament [if you’d care to gaze up at the night sky, one of those twinkling stars are us], we have decided to forgo our promised baby-based diet and we’ll try to look the other way whenever a plump, […]
February 27th, 2007
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As you can imagine, we had no idea who Suzanne McNaughton is, but her recent topless Skirmisher-worthy performance swiftly shoos her into our bodily-fluid-smeared radar. Seen here is McNaughton (and her spectacular mammary glands, which deserve a separate mention) as a topless Venus in the Royal Opera House’s latest show Orlando.
February 27th, 2007
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Melted cheese, tomato, pepperoni, and an “uncanny” silhouette of the holy mother of God, and you have devout churchgoers in a Texas school worshiping a pizza pan.
February 27th, 2007
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The Japanese TV show, Gravure Idol Academy for Girls, is all about girls whose sole ambition is to succeed in life and master the fine things involved in taking off one’s clothes while looking like they have no fucking idea what is happening. And now, all their honest hard work is to be released […]
February 27th, 2007
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In Singapore, the pretty prostitute of your choice is just an SMS away, as your friendly, forever-smiling Singaporean pimp has put the “easy” back in “prosti-easy-tution.” There’s a helpful, idiot-proof website, vital mobile phone numbers, and the kind of detailed instructions that prove there’s a caring, lovable pimp who actually wrote them.
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