USA’s “Sexiest Newscaster” A Filipina

For those who have tried fantasizing about Jaya Ramsey wearing revealing attire but could not get past the rather distracting fact that perhaps Jaya is not at all fantasy-worthy, Elita Loresca comes to the rescue.
At certain angles, Elita might bear some striking resemblance to Jaya, with just a little more good ingredient added to the […]

Dinosaur Absolved of Cannibalism Charges

A dinosaur called Coelophysis can now rest in peace as vile “accusations” of cannibalism and infanticide against it have recently been “dismissed.”
“…it was shown that the remains of a juvenile Coelophysis were actually located outside of another adult. The adult dinosaur probably crushed the juvenile when it died, the researchers say, and when the flesh […]

Yet Another “Google Versus God” Earthshaker

The following are our wild guesses as to the other missing half of this “There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google” sign (because we’re sure there’s a missing half):
1. … but can be mitigated by saying, “Holy shit, Batman!”
2. …but can be answered by Elmer Fudd.
3. …such as, “Why are there motherfucking […]

Garments That “Feel”

Philips Design has rolled out two prototypes of its “emotional garment” — special clothing that glows and reacts depending on what the wearer feels.
Bubelle, the “blushing dress” comprises two layers, the inner one is equipped with sensors that respond to changes in the wearer’s emotions and projects them onto the outer textile. It behaves differently […]

Smile: We’re Your Friendly Military Coup Leaders

In this yet another surreal chapter to the Thai coup, military leaders of Thailand’s recent power take-over want everybody to keep up with Thailand’s image as the “Land of Smiles.”
The soldiers are ordered to be friendly and all-smiling that the most-used phrase by civilians on Thailand’s streets right now is: “Say, you have a nice […]

These Cards Have The Right To Remain Sexy

Lascivious playing cards offer a thrilling new dimension to your card-playing experience. But let’s be brutally frank here; it’s pathetically useless if you’re not actually playing with willing females who’d be glad to slip off some garment at the smallest poker fuck-up.
Still, in some more tolerant circles, these cards might be a good start.
via COMPUTER […]

McDonald’s Goes Sexually Charged in China

McDonald’s ad campaign in China makes you sort of miss the old Ronald McDonald goofiness: talking about beef is talking about sex.
Because beef is relatively expensive compared with other meats in China (but maybe it’s actually the cheapest, considering the price trends in places like this one), McDonald’s is playing the luxury card: you can […]

For Sale: The Philippines, Anyone?

So many government properties are up for sale nowadays. The most recent proposal is to sell Camp Aguinaldo along EDSA (!!!). It has caused quite a stir especially since it is the headquarters of the Armed Forces of the Philippines.
Just imagine what furor it would cause if Bush will sell the Pentagon.
There are even plans […]